Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED

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if you think she just wants you to die then you really are a loser. obv right now you are a huge waste of life and she wants you to have some direction and discipline in life instead of mooching off mom your whole life.

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"the only logical conclusion I could come up with is that she wants me to die."

lolol, i cant get over this, if that is your "logical" conclusion then you are a huge dumbass

[I_AM_EVIL]

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ABABKJABDKABALALLA

this is prob the last sound a lot of soldiers hear in iraq

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It's prob the last name of the guy that shot the soldier.

[rhymenocerus]

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It's prob the last name of the guy that shot the soldier.

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what? level?
i hate you

[ImNotTheDrizzle]

and if u want to block me go ahead its ur loss your talking to a [censored] genius here and its ur choice if u use it to your benefit or not and if ur choice is not ur a [censored] tool

[mrh86]

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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absolutely not, plz asplain.

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There's no such thing as lifelong deadness. AFAIK you don't have lifelong anything when you're dead. You don't know that being dead sucks either.

[HeroInBlack]

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maybe you should listen to your mom and stop being such a flat out loser

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maybe i should kill my mom and then hunt you down and skull fk you you

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You are too lazy to go get a job, so how the [censored] are you going to suddenly get enough determination to track someone down and kill them?

You'll probably get as far as the front porch and stop to smoke some weed and forget why you went outside.

[Himself]

I don't have a job, but a dude tried to cut in line at Taco Bell so I did a flying somersault flip thing and drop kicked him in the back of the head and then put him in the cobra clutch. And I'm pretty lazy fwiw. Plus I have a buddy who has assassin's creed and he says tracking someone down and killing them is actually pretty easy.

[billygrippo]

rape her. thatll show her

[React1oN]

Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille,
Get Jailed, Jump Bail,
Join the army if you faillllllll