Stupid things I thought when I was a kid.

[Broken Glass Can]

How many of you think that the Pentagon is in Washington DC?

Since the 9/11 attack, most media reports usually indicate that it is.

[The DaveR]

I thought this until I was driving through Kansas City and asked my friends, "Hey, aren't we in Missouri?" I was 22.

[Lazy Meatball]

I used to think the Washington Redskins were from Washington State. I used to think the New York Giants played in New York.

I used to think Chicago was much further south, like somewhere in the Arkansas region, my mental map of the US just had a big black hole here, so I filled it with Oprah.

[KungFuSandwich]

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Oh, also, i used to think circumcised penises were noramal and those snuffalaphagus things were the altered ones..19

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Haha, I remember when I was like 13 and I saw some kids in a locker room. I thought he had been severly burned.

[Daliman]

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- Girls pee out the same hole they have sex from 25 [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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you didn't lose your virginity until you were 25?

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I don't know about you, but sex for me never involved peeing.

[Daliman]

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- All cats are girls and all dogs are boys..7
- A fire drill is an actual drill/piece of hardware used to put out fires( I kept hearing we were going to have one at school. WHY ARE WE GOING OUTSIDE! I WANNA SEE THE DRILL! 7
- GYM is "gyme" Jim is "Jim" 7

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Wow. You were one dumb 6-year old.

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THings I DID know when I was 6.

- I was reading at an 8th grade level.( I could read at 3 and a half)
- I could memorize a whole sheet of 100 addition problems.
- Making my alter ego a has-been wrestler is silly.

[KungFuSandwich]

I remember my reaction after my dad explained how me and my brother were created.

"You mean you and mom did THAT....... TWICE!!! "

[Yeti]

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i used to think girls peed out of their ass, now that is bad. why else are they sitting down??? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Me too [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Daliman]

also

-The song from Rocky said "Koppy-mo-chow"

[dmk]

I honestly don't know what age I figured this one out (8, 9?), but I used to think when you move to a new house, you swapped houses w/ the other ppl.