M2TR shortstacker illuminati thread

[Thremp]

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Teacher:

What should I do if I am shortstacking, but imsakidd threatens to murder my family if I keep b ruining his games?

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Be better than him and offer to coach him LDO.

[Grinding2Ecstasy]

cant we ban short stackers from the forum? not poker players, not cool in any way, and they turn off fish. seeing this thread every day is killing me.

[NajdorfDefense]

I can't play any strategy but the first one I learned, I can't think for myself or adjust, can't we alter the rules of pokah so I always win? I mean, I'm always at those 'deep stack' tables but no one else is, why is that?
Also, I am the one who gets to determine what constitutes real poker...is this thing on?

[TimM]

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cant we ban short stackers from the forum? not poker players, not cool in any way, and they turn off fish. seeing this thread every day is killing me.

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Grinding2Ecstasy
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Yes let's let people who joined 42 days ago decide who can and can't post.

[Grinding2Ecstasy]

wow yea, i guess people that don't ever post here and are barely poker players should decide. thats one of the reasons I hate this stuff, guys like you and the poster above who never post here and prob can barely beat poker want to find some 'gimmick' with which you can grind out a little money without actually learning the game.

[Thremp]

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wow yea, i guess people that don't ever post here and are barely poker players should decide. thats one of the reasons I hate this stuff, guys like you and the poster above who never post here and prob can barely beat poker want to find some 'gimmick' with which you can grind out a little money without actually learning the game.

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Umm... Its like you guys are stupid. You're correct. Imsa/Kurosh/Stinky etc all play for fun. its better than McDs. But not by much. GG

[TimM]

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wow yea, i guess people that don't ever post here and are barely poker players should decide. thats one of the reasons I hate this stuff, guys like you and the poster above who never post here and prob can barely beat poker want to find some 'gimmick' with which you can grind out a little money without actually learning the game.

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I suppose that is accurate these days, but LHE was 95% of my income from 2005-2006. Most of my posts are from before that, when I had a real job. I do shortstack now because I feel like it's the easiest transiton from limit, but I didn't come here tofind anything, I was doing fine before this thread started.

[NajdorfDefense]

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wow yea, i guess people that don't ever post here and are barely poker players should decide. thats one of the reasons I hate this stuff, guys like you and the poster above who never post here and prob can barely beat poker want ...grind out a little money without actually learning the game.

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I've been beating deepstack live poker since 1996. Online poker is a distraction for me from SB and my professional role beating the markets, so 'little' $ doesn't interest me at all. I don't play well when not focused 100% so I just play SS sometimes and laugh at donks like you who can't adjust or learn anything new.
As for 'learning a game' I'll give you 5-1 that Tim can wipe you out at another pure strategy game, like, chess?

When's the last time you played at the DeepStack tables online, or are you just a giant liar? SN?

[IceCrystal]

MT2R, will you continue the lessons?

[1p0kerboy]

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MT2R, will you continue the lessons?

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Is there really that much more to add?

We're talking about 1 or 2 decisions per hand here.