The dirty Sanchez, etc - NSFW

[skitzo444]

I'm fond of Space Docking...

There's the mechanical bull... where you are doin a girl doggie style and the yell either

1. Another girls name
2. I HAVE AIDS

then hold on while she tries to get you off of her

[igetjokes]

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lol where r these from? link us in

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From the school of life. Now get out there and experiment.

[Wretchy]

The Cleveland Steamer.

You wake a sleeping girl up with a hot load in her face.
Only the hot load isn't your sperm...

[sc000t]

The Racoon,

Start by hittin' it from behind and when you're about to finish you tap her on the shoulder. When she turns around you punch her in the eye and run out of the house and knock over the garbage can.


don't know why, but when i heard this i seriously laughed my ass off.

[Kill_Whitey]

The Mandingo White Bitch Buster,

Just get your big black dick (bigger than white boys obviously) and show that honky bitch how we brothers do it. [censored] slavery whities racist honkys.

[epiphanot]

Pink Sock

this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink sock.

When I left prison, I had a pink sock the size of Texas.

[Kill_Whitey]

you need to hit them on the head just before they orgasm to give them a pink sock you white mofo

[blacklab]

chili dog

take a poop on her chest and then titty [censored] her

[disasterflop]

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The Houdini #1 - you're doing a girl from behind, and as you're about to cum you pull out and spit on her back. Then when she turns her head around you cum in her face.

The Houdini #2 - you're doing a girl from behind in front of a first floor window. You quickly pull out, and your friend continues banging her. You then proceed to go outside and wave at her from outside the window. MAGICK!

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me likes #2 it is goot [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[boomshakalaka]

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I'm fond of Space Docking...

There's the mechanical bull... where you are doin a girl doggie style and the yell either

1. Another girls name
2. I HAVE AIDS

then hold on while she tries to get you off of her

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haha this is so great, I wanna try it so bad...