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Old 04-17-2007, 04:39 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Is it possible to contact STDs without having sex?

An alternative treatment is a stiff wire brush and Dettol. Get brushin.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:41 AM
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why dip it in aftershave when you dip it in
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:45 AM
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This is sometimes caused by excessive grip during masterbation. You need to ask a buddy to come watch you, and tell you if, at the point of climax, you look like a Japanese guy whose balls have just been dipped in ice. This indicates too strong a grip.

Alternatively, video yourself and post it here.

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Wait how did you know I was Japanese? So does that mean I suck at beating off?

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It's probably just too often. More than 5 times a day, you're giving up quality for quantity.

Thinking of guys while you do it might help. Try it next time. Just think to youself right now 'don't think of guys!' and they're bound to pop in your head at the right time.
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:47 AM
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dude for real this sounds not like an std but like a UTI which you can get from scratching your ass and then scratching your nuts, so in closing, wash your underwear and change it daily, secondly go see a doctor and he ll probably put you on sulfur drugs
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:48 AM
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Old 04-17-2007, 09:37 AM
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Remember to use this to sterilize the area first.

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Old 04-17-2007, 11:36 AM
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does your mayo taste diff than usual?
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:08 PM
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Old 04-17-2007, 12:09 PM
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^^^^^^

*puke*
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Old 04-17-2007, 04:17 PM
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^^^^^^

*puke*...but i'd still hit it

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