What’s my play: Newspaper constantly delivered under car

[gamblore99]

i cant believe you have let this go on for a year.

[ScottieK]

Here's a tip: my car can't read.

ScottieK

[samjjones]

Park the car across the street.

[neuroman]

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i cant believe you have let this go on for a year.

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no kidding.

Anyway, get up at 4am and hide in the bushes with a hose and eggs. Rinse, repeat.

[blinden84]

WHen I was a paperboy, this one person left me an empty tip envelope and requested I place the paper elsewhere (inside the screen door instead of in the mailbox).

After a couple of weeks of proper delivery, they left me a proper tip.

[deadbody]

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Here's a tip: my car can't read.

ScottieK

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I lol'ed

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

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Here's a tip: my car can't read.

ScottieK

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I lol'ed

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Ditto.

[I.Rowboat]

Thanks for the suggestions. Like I mentioned in passing in the OP, I have called several times to complain, but nothing has changed, so whatever, it's an annoyance, nothing more. I could cancel our subscription, but I like having the paper in the morning.

I like the sign idea, and may give that a try; thanks for the diagram, Evan. And yeah, this probably wouldn't be an issue if there was someplace else to park the car, but the garage is used as a shop and is full of tools, so that isn't an option.

Edit: LOL, niiiice, Scottie. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[NutCrackerr]

Leave a Christmas card out for the delivery guy, with a note that says his tip is where he leaves the paper. Leave a $5 bill under a brick, underneath and squarely in the middle of the Camry.

[Reef]

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Leave a Christmas card out for the delivery guy, with a note that says his tip is where he leaves the paper. Leave a $5 bill under a brick, underneath and squarely in the middle of the Camry.

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be sure to squirt oil underneath as well