What puts you on monkey tilt?

[prodonkey]

For me it's people that stomp around instead of walking.. people that sniff constantly like they are [censored] coke heads when they've never done any in their lives. BLOW YOUR NOSE FOR [censored] SAKE and people not washing their hands after using the bathroom.

[MasterLJ]

SMACKING!!!

WHY DOES MY BOSS SMACK SO MUCH!>!?!?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU SMACK WITH NO FOOD??!?!!!!!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IT'S ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[illuminati]

Man people who have poor table/eating manners. Nothing drives me more nuts.

[Avocado]

people who listen to loud music (all my neighbors)

jehovah's witnesses knocking my door every sunday

my dog not being able to NOT piss every single room of the house

[4ObliVioN4]

People who don't know how to drive, most often these people are women. The worst is the chick who goes 65 in the left lane and doesn't get over when I come up on her going 80, or when there are 15 cars lined up behind up and she is completely clueless. MOVE THE [censored] OVER! I'm getting angry just thinking about it. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

yeah people who don't wash their hands, especially if they work in food... it's like, how much effort does it take? you've traded maybe ten seconds of your precious valuable time for someone else having to literally eat your [censored] and getting salmonella.

[qdmcg]

traffic
when ppl call with a hand that they are clearly winning w/ and the pot is shipped to them
dumb [censored] bitches (girls)

[ncboiler]

Someone selling me something and acting like they are doing me a favor.

[BowToYourSensei]

midgets

[willw9]

FTP SOFTWARE ZOMG