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10-31-2007, 12:34 PM
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McRib >>> Al Gore
There once was a theory that no two nations with McDonalds had ever been at war with each other. Then the US bombed Serbia. Well, it turns out the theory was *almost* correct, and just needed a little refining:
http://time-blog.com/curious_capital...id=rss-curious [ QUOTE ] no two countries with access to the limited-markets-only McRib sandwich have ever fought a war. [/ QUOTE ] So, why hasn't McRib won a Nobel Peace Prize yet? And note that our current administration's refusal to carpet-bomb Iraq and Afghanistan with tasty McRib Sandwiches indicates their true intention to continue this war indefinitely as a means to transfer wealth to their corporate cronies.  If you eat whoppers, the terrorists have already won. 
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#6
10-31-2007, 01:25 PM
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Re: McRib >>> Al Gore
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[ QUOTE ] McRibs are gross. [/ QUOTE ] But you can't argue with RESULTS! [/ QUOTE ] But there is obviously something wrong with your analysis because last time I checked McDonalds is a big company and it is a fact that big companies are bad. Therefore, by creating the McRib, they can't be achieving any good as you are suggesting. They are clearly exploiting the need poor people have for affordable pseudoribs. If they would stop putting profits before people for a minute I am sure McDonalds could contribute to the overall collective good, but since we know they never do that we must conclude your analysis is faulty.
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#7
10-31-2007, 02:36 PM
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Re: McRib >>> Al Gore
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They are clearly exploiting the need poor people have for affordable pseudoribs. [/ QUOTE ] I LOL'd.
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#8
10-31-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: McRib >>> Al Gore
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McRibs are gross. [/ QUOTE ] This is 100% false. Anyone who agrees with this not only hates our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and aligns themselves with Communist Nationalists in our own countries' media but they are also in cahoots with the French. There is no wavering on this subject, our freedom is at stake, as a freedom loving God fearing American I think that it should be against the law to not love McRibs with all of your heart and soul. To hold any other stance is to give credence to our enemies and ruin the morale of our troops fighting abroad who only seek to ensure that we can continue to prosper and eat McRibs. Sadly as of right now hippies like yourself are able to go around the internet and write devious slander, luckily PVN is willing to show the truth to folks like yourself.
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10-31-2007, 02:51 PM
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Re: McRib >>> Al Gore
McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them.
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#10
10-31-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: McRib >>> Al Gore
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McDonald's provides the proles just enough McRibs to keep them from starving. That way there is always a reserve army of the malnourished that McDonald's can draw from to sell McRibs to the rest of them. [/ QUOTE ] Didn't they get taken out by bill gate's zombie heroin addict child army?
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