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Old 10-24-2007, 10:53 PM
Smell The Glove Smell The Glove is offline
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Default Beat: Vampire porn wtf???

If I download some vampire porn, there had better be some [censored] blood in the scene.

I download three videos. One is two chicks giving a guy a blow job. And then at the end after he cums, they show the sharp teeth and the chicks bite into his dick or whatever. And then it shows them pop back up with fake blood on their mouths. ok fine whatever. The second video is really bad quality and it's like, the vampire hunter has finally caught the hot chick vampire and he's giving her a spanking (?).. anyway it's a really bad spanking scene and then at the end the vampire chick overpowers the vampire hunter guy and she's about to bite him, but then the scene cuts away. The third scene is two lesbian chicks getting it on for 5 minutes, and then as the blonde is about to kiss the other one, it shows her sharp teeth and it cuts away again.

wtfffffffuuuxxxxxxor????????

These are the only three vampire porn scenes that I could find and they have a combined like four seconds of blood. And none of them features a male vampire. All I want to see is a dude destroy a chick sexually for like 20 minutes, and then after he cums in her, he bites her neck and sucks her blood... and then he keeps biting her and making her bleed and licks up the blood and plays with it for like 7 more minutes. Is that too much to ask, porn producers?

This [censored] tilts me pretty hard. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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Old 10-24-2007, 10:58 PM
drunk.hole drunk.hole is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Vampire porn wtf???

links please.
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:08 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Vampire porn wtf???

vampire porn bites afaik









wait for it








wait for iiiiitttt













BOOM DO YOU GET IT LOZL
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:28 PM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Vampire porn wtf???

pm links to me obv
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:30 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Vampire porn wtf???



yw
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:36 PM
O Fen�meno O Fen�meno is offline
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Default Re: Beat: Vampire porn wtf???

maybe you should meet vampire sloots and make your own pr0n
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:36 PM
O Fen�meno O Fen�meno is offline
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ever think about taht tuff guy
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:40 PM
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I agree, vamp porn should have people bleeding blood while being sodomized. I found some alien porn one time, and I was all excited about it...............Nothing but damn prosthetics. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:44 PM
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maybe you should meet vampire sloots and make your own pr0n

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this is not practical...DUCY?
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:45 PM
O Fen�meno O Fen�meno is offline
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icy but i feel like he could find that niche bar that curtails to the vampire crowd and please them with his shlong
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