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Old 11-30-2007, 10:04 PM
john kane john kane is offline
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Default best coaches ever....swiss whores....

yo, brag in here, i would like to take credit for it, but i cant.

brief story. i had 5 months off for summer to play online poker pro style. from late june/early july it all went terrible, mega breakeven, couldnt win for [censored].

roll on late september. i go on holiday. i get shitfaced, we end out going two nights running to stripjoint/whorejoint. i couldnt remember what they said to me, but when i came back from holiday, my poker turned into monies.

obv this is also a brag post that i have turned from breakeven to shipping, but at same time, if i hadn't of got coaching from the swiss whores, it may never of happened. pretty competitive prices as well, about $1k/hr (inc champagne).

41k hands Before Swiss Whore Coaching:



44k hands After 8 hours of Swiss Whore Coaching:




eerrieee, very eeerriee.

gl
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:07 PM
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whore>non whores
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:10 PM
Speel Posher Speel Posher is offline
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the swiss know money, swiss whores must be on a whole different level
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:11 PM
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JK,

sick.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:26 PM
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this is epic
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:49 PM
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Default Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....

Wow ... that's about as sick as it gets. n1.

I'm jealous =/ Wish I wasn't such a puss, got some coaching, and tried the 1k tables =/
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:39 AM
ursine cotcher ursine cotcher is offline
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Default Re: best coaches ever....swiss whores....

um, john kane wtf has happened here, your first graph looks like my november graph (although it's actually in profit)

pls to be giving me the name and address of said balljugglers so my dec graph can look like your 2nd
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:45 AM
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This is amazing.
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:51 AM
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Weird.

I've been dating a whore on and off for about 2 years now and I swear whenever it's on I have a $15k-$30k losing streak, and whenever it's off I crush.
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:02 AM
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whores are one thing
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