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Old 11-25-2007, 02:58 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Christmas Haikus

Season of goodwill,
love and happiness for all.
Except the turkeys.
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:01 PM
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Default Re: Christmas Haikus

Santa only comes
once a year, but when he does,
he fills your stockings.
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Old 11-25-2007, 03:21 PM
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Who knows what they want?
Christmas is sort of stressful.
I could use some socks [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 11-25-2007, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: Christmas Haikus

I wrote this in a writing class this semester:

Christmas, Eighty-Eight
I unwrap my Nintendo
Duck Hunt is awesome
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:48 PM
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Default Re: Christmas Haikus

[ QUOTE ]
Santa only comes
once a year, but when he does,
he fills your stockings.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol

Though it is winter,
people buy a lot of grills.
(I work at Target.)
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Old 11-26-2007, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: Christmas Haikus

Christmas is a state
of mind: yea, well that's just like
your opinion man.
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Old 11-26-2007, 01:45 AM
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God, I hate Christmas!
Such a stolen holiday!
Pagans must be pissed!
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:49 AM
Oski Oski is offline
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Default Re: Christmas Haikus

Hey! look what I got
Alcohol I never tried
Post it in the Lounge

What is on the tube?
Oh! Today is Christmas Day
Tree is in the way

Best music of all time?
Entire works of Eighties Hits!
Time for a Lounge thread
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Old 11-26-2007, 03:45 PM
CletusVanDamme CletusVanDamme is offline
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Family party
Mistletoe and GHB
Don't screw your sister.
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:11 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Family party
Mistletoe and GHB
Don't screw your sister.

[/ QUOTE ]

Holmoka party
A horse tranq. and GHB
Don't kill your sister
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