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Old 12-01-2007, 01:23 PM
Zagga Zagga is offline
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Default How to get laid using myspace?

Step 1: Make a myspace account
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Get laid

What the hell is step 2?
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:25 PM
TheAftermath TheAftermath is offline
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

If you have to ask then you can't afford it.
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:37 PM
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

no one has ever gotten laid off myspace afaik
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:44 PM
snagglepuss snagglepuss is offline
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

unpossible
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:48 PM
Paulie Walnuts Paulie Walnuts is offline
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

Terms & Conditions of Myspace:

Thou shall not use Myspace to get laid. Any persons found getting laid using Myspace face the maximum punishment from Tom.

Not worse the risk s bro, pretty much unpossible
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:51 PM
Madman Madman Madman Madman is offline
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

I think step 2 is to get friends. Right now I have 0.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:13 PM
rhymenocerus rhymenocerus is offline
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

Tom is always down for secksaments
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Old 12-01-2007, 05:20 PM
Dr. Spaceman Dr. Spaceman is offline
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

Step 1. Go to Myspace.com and find a profile of a hot girl. They usually list their age as 99 so creepy guys won't find them, so try searching for really old women.

Step 2. Once you find the hot girl of your dreams, read all about her interests so you know what she likes and doesn't like.

Step 3. Send her a PM based on something in her pictures. (i.e. you have a cute dog!)

Step 4. After you get a nice little PM conversation going, ask her for more pictures.

Step 5. Print out one of her sexier photos.

Step 6. Wrap the print-out around your dildo and [censored] yourself in the ass.
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Old 12-01-2007, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: How to get laid using myspace?

you mean cyber laid?
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:03 PM
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inside?
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