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Old 08-07-2007, 07:24 AM
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Where do you find a no legged dog?

<font color="white"> Right where you left him... </font>

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Stupid, yet funny.

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Old 08-07-2007, 11:13 AM
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "You can drink here, but don't start anything."
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:15 AM
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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?



YOU WOULDN'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
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Old 08-07-2007, 11:28 AM
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Two cannibals walk into a bar. They sit down next to a clown. They break a bottle over the clown's head and start eating him.

First cannibal says: You taste something funny?
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:31 PM
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What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds ?




<font color="white"> There are 20 of them </font> [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:18 PM
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What does 70 year old pussy taste like?

<font color="white"> Depends </font>
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "You can drink here, but don't start anything."

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lol so stupid it's funny
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Old 08-07-2007, 01:47 PM
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- club sandwiches, not seals



- what did the elephant say to Dids on the nude beach?

how do you breathe out of that lil' thing





- sweatshops....another day, another dollar
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:02 PM
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All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

-- Steven Wright
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:31 PM
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Three lions walked into a bar.




The fourth lion ducked.
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