Ask a Catholic? - Page 2

IcarusJam · #11 06-23-2007, 03:15 AM

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i banged a virgin once. F-

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Same....but otnight it was not to be

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I sry sir, i readed your post.

IcarusJam · #12 06-23-2007, 03:16 AM

Poker?

iggymcfly · #13 06-23-2007, 04:06 AM

Do you believe in the full old-school Catholicism (pre-marital sex and masturbation are mortal sins that can damn you to an eternity in Hell) or do you just pick and choose? If it's the first choice, has this done anything weird to your sexual desires? (Rape fantasies, attraction toward children, etc.)

tisthefire · #14 06-23-2007, 04:09 AM

are you pissed you gave the catholic church your right to think? or was it a fair trade for heaven?

findingneema · #15 06-23-2007, 04:09 AM

So you believe that crackers and wine turn into the literal body and blood of Jesus? Do you [censored] not believe in metaphors?

SuperPacman · #16 06-23-2007, 04:10 AM

Have you ever been touched in an inappropriate way by a priest?

And what percent of priests are either gay or pedophiles?

IcarusJam · #17 06-23-2007, 04:22 AM

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Do you believe in the full old-school Catholicism (pre-marital sex and masturbation are mortal sins that can damn you to an eternity in Hell) or do you just pick and choose? If it's the first choice, has this done anything weird to your sexual desires? (Rape fantasies, attraction toward children, etc.)

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God is eternally merciful, and if these sins are not forgiven, it's up to God's mercy...i guess, i'm not 100% that all of these are mortal (masturbation)

IcarusJam · #18 06-23-2007, 04:23 AM

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are you pissed you gave the catholic church your right to think? or was it a fair trade for heaven?

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Fair trade imo.

IcarusJam · #19 06-23-2007, 04:24 AM

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So you believe that crackers and wine turn into the literal body and blood of Jesus? Do you [censored] not believe in metaphors?

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In the bible, jesus would have been like JK!!! about they body and blood...but he didn't say it. he was like i'm super serial guys, they were like woah. yep.

IcarusJam · #20 06-23-2007, 04:24 AM

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Have you ever been touched in an inappropriate way by a priest?

And what percent of priests are either gay or pedophiles?

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1. Nope

2. Not sure, but the media really makes it seem like they all are.

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