BEAT: Mcdonalds new "Chicken Snack Wrap" gave me food poisoning

[Esperante]

i have a buddy who ate a green egg mcmuffin from mcd's...
puked his brains out.. decided he was hungry still...
and ate the second half.

[HeroInBlack]

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i have a buddy who ate a green egg mcmuffin from mcd's...
puked his brains out.. decided he was hungry still...
and ate the second half.

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If you got food poisoning from the same McD's that your friend got his, then you kinda asked for it.

[Ph1shPh00d]

switch to kfc snackers and u wont go back

[Esperante]

update:


stomach is still [censored] killing me.
i ate some chicken soup.
it was yummy.

im basically constrined to my bed for the time being, with the occaisonal trip the computer to check on my baseball and 2p2.

[punkass]

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constrined

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[Lurker.]

i ate three of them today. ranch FTW

[pa3lsvt]

I've had food poisoning. You might eat solid food on Sunday. Enjoy.

[Esperante]

constrined = constrained

[Esperante]

after falling asleep from 9-1:30....
i awake in fit of anger.

my stomach is still uber upset and dont know what to do.

i get up and make a cup of tea.
no goot.

i make some toast and put a little jam on it cause im fckn staving and havent eaten since i had a banana at 4-5pm. like 8 hours ago.

so my stomach is killllling me now.
so i decide, heh, ill smoke a bowl, that usually calms my stomach when its upset. not to mention hopefully itll make me hungry so i can actually eat (i had like 4 bites of the toast before i felt the nausea).

so i huff
and i puff
and fill the whole chamber.....

exhale it all and immediately satart coughing my brains out.
to the point where my stomach starts to gurgle....

ruh roh...

the mad dash for the toilet begins...
i dash right

i dash left

i make to the can.... and puke a massive pile of toast and tea and crap RIGHT before i can get the lid of the can open.

it splatters me, my clothes, the toilet seat, the surrounding walls, the floor, and 3 of the towels it took to clean it all.


brag: feel 100 times better, plus now im stoned and the toast was yummy.
beat: ZOMG WHEN WILL I BE BACK TO NORMAL!!
variance: i wish my dick was her banana

[TStoneMBD]

these snack wraps are relatively healthy actually. 260 calories per for the grilled mustard. i eat them fairly often now. they havent made me sick but they seem to have had a negative impact on my poker game.