So my EX called me up.....

[75s]

Get her to make a sex tape with you. Then let her catch you cheating on her. Then link her to the website via text message.

[meleader2]

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Tell her you have moved on from her and are now banging strippers. It will do wonders for her self-esteem.

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This is 100% correct. Possibly add that you hadn't realised how sheltered your life had been when you were with her and are now truly living life to the fullest.

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Or, you could SIIHP and then tell her that. One of these ways is far more enjoyable.

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wait wait wait, whose move was that that while having sex with an ex he leaned in and said "your friend so and so was a better [censored]"?

that's the clear answer.

[chh]

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Get her to make a sex tape with you and SIIHP. Then let her catch you cheating on her. Then link her to the website via text message.

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FYP

also, thinly veiled brag?

[27offsuit]

Hoes before hoes.

[lyncks2002]

revenge is sweet.
warning: graphic description
1.get some milk, beer, wine, cola, pepsi
2.get her stomach [censored] up
3.get her drunk
4.SIIHP then SIIHMouth
5.repeat
6.???
7.profit
8.leave and never talk to the bitch again

[ArtieFish]

Tell her you'll have dinner with her to catch up. Invite stripper friend along as well unknowingly to ex but inform stripper. Introduce her as your new, non-cheating girlfriend. Commence amazingly awkward dinner, continously having wierd manic/depressent mood swings throughout telling her you still love her/hate her and beg her not to leave if she tries to get up and go. Ask for a threesome at the end. Fun for all.

Variant: Have stripper friend bring multiple additional stripper friends, ask for x-some.

Variant: Invite stripper friend to bathroom before dessert for mid-dinner sex.