I hung out with a girl tonight and obv [censored] up my chance; TR ITT

[imozyslow]

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QMFTX100

this story tilted the [censored] out of me

GDO DAM YO UGOT A KNOWN WHORE ON YOUR ROOM ACTING WHORISH JUST GRAB HER HAND IT PUT ON YOUR WANKSTER...IT IS TREALLLY THAT SIMPLE!! I AM NOT LYING TO YOU GOOFYBALLER5

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LOL @ "HUGGING SOME WHORE GOODBYEZ" FAJSD;LFKAJ

[Learning]

I think the microwavable pizza was the first mistake.

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I think the microwavable pizza was the first mistake.

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Going out with two dude and two chicks was the first mistake.

[MitchL]

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I think the microwavable pizza was the first mistake.

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Going out with two dude and two chicks was the first mistake.

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Especially random dudes that you dont know. Also, if chick was serous about getting laid at all the phone would be turned off and guy who she really wants would not have been mentioned.

[Aschweinsteiger]

how about those pics?

[keikiwai]

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I think the microwavable pizza was the first mistake.

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Going out with two dude and two chicks was the first mistake.

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Especially random dudes that you dont know. Also, if chick was serous about getting laid at all the phone would be turned off and guy who she really wants would not have been mentioned.

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lol, don't you get it, she's NOT serious about getting laid, but she's a sloot so she'll do it.... and she doesn't turn her phone off cause she's a flake, so you have to do it for her, but she'll let you

[keikiwai]

also goofy, pua advice:

pack your guitar, drive 200 miles to where she lives, and serenade her with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejLtDJ5V-9g

Let down your Firewall baby let me upload packets of love
Directly into your heart tonight

I've got your SSID all I need now is your WEP Key
C'mon girl, everything's gonna be alright

Don't wanna be be your myspace friend, already got a million and one of them
But maybe I could be your friend on facebook?

I've had my spy-ware on you, but I never seem to get through
Your Ad-Aware must be working overtime

I'm running love 2.0 for you, it's still in beta but it's running pretty smooth, oh owowo..
I've got the latest patches, right now the only catch is
I don't know your user name

Just kidding 'bout the spy-ware, I would never ever go there
But I really digg dot com you girl

All my heart are belong to you, this song's going straight to youtube
Hope you leave a comment or subscribe

You're prettier than fine CSS, you're finer than del.icio.us
If I googled "wonderful" I'd find you

We'd have better chemistry than Kevin and Alex and Tikibar.tv
Combined. I think you'll find. I won't ebay, our love away!

I'm running love 2.0 for you, it's still in beta but it's running pretty smooth
I've got the latest patches, right now the only catch is
I don't know your user name
I got the key to our love, no DRM's gonna stand in our way
I got the key to our love, no DRM's gonna stand in our way

Digg on Digg on Digg on Digg on
Digg on Digg on Digg on Digg on
I digg you girl

C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon
C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon
I need you girl

C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon
C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon
I love you girl

Digg on Digg on Digg on Digg on
Digg on Digg on Digg on Digg on .. I digg you







....... not, but i was just laughing at those lyrics

[goofyballer]

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Especially random dudes that you dont know. Also, if chick was serous about getting laid at all the phone would be turned off and guy who she really wants would not have been mentioned.

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All this Monday morning quarterbacking is hurting my head.

- Microwavable pizza: ok, it's 2am and nothing is open, so the options at that point were grabbing some food for all of us to back to my place, or me getting dropped off at home while the four of them go back up to where they're staying 10 miles away.
- Going out with two dudes and two chicks: Who cares? They're all friends, so it's not like they were competing, and the two guys were pretty cool, nor was my goal at the start of the night to try to hook up with that chick, it just happened that an opportunity came up.

Now that I've woken up (albeit a little hung over) the whole UFC thing does seem pretty far-fetched and I'm prob not gonna pursue it (I was drunk when I wrote that post, so whatever, I still had crazy ideas in my head). However, both my friend and her friend are gonna be in Vegas over NYE, so I might go with some pokah ballas and if so def meet up with them while there.

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So, back at my place, she's talking on the phone again with whatever guy this is in my room. My (girl) friend warns her that pizza's gonna be ready in 2 minutes, and she better get off the phone. She's talking on the phone in my bedroom fwiw.

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Nice attempt at a brag there my friend. Too bad you aren't 13. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[goofyballer]

Dude, have you ever read one of my threads before? Nothing about my interactions with girls is a brag. Obv I was drunk when writing that and momentarily forgot that I'd already mentioned her location two sentences prior.

Also: I'm not really sure if it's a boyfriend or not. When she was talking on the phone at the bar earlier, my friend said something about how it might be some guy and made some cryptic comment I didn't really understand about whether or not anything's going on. I'm not even positive if she was talking to the same dude when she was in my room, I just know a guy was on the phone and I inferred it was likely the same person.