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samsonh · #1 05-22-2006, 01:26 AM

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t200 with t10 antes (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Skullmaster - UTG (t10425)
Reese Witherspoon - UTG+1 (t6095)
Darth Vader - MP1 (t3290)
Professor Moriarty - MP2 (t2750)
King K. Rool - MP3 (t4054)
Voldemort - CO (t1830)
Hero (t5810)
Evil Emperor Zurg - SB (t9510)
Beezelbub - BB (t3740)

Preflop: Hero is in Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Skullmaster calls t200, Reese Witherspoon folds, Darth Vader folds, Professor Moriarty folds, King K. Rool folds, Voldemort folds, Hero raises to t1000, Evil Emperor Zurg calls t900, Beezelbub folds, Skullmaster folds

Flop: (t2490) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Evil Emperor Zurg bets t2000, Hero raises to t4800 (All-in), Evil Emperor Zurg calls t2800

Turn: (t12090) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t12090) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Results in gray below:
Evil Emperor Zurg has Kh, As (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero has Ac, Ah (three of a kind, Aces)

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t30 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Carmen Sandiego - UTG (t970)
Hero (t2100)
Bowser - MP1 (t1430)
Madam Mim - MP2 (t1460)
Shere Khan - MP3 (t1530)
Lex Luthor - CO (t1410)
Dr. Evil - Button (t1475)
Cruella DeVil - SB (t1665)
Andross - BB (t1460)

Preflop: Hero is in UTG+1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Carmen Sandiego folds, Hero raises to t120, Bowser raises to t1430 (All-in), Madam Mim folds, Shere Khan folds, Lex Luthor folds, Dr. Evil folds, Cruella DeVil folds, Andross folds, Hero calls t1310

Flop: (t2905) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: (t2905) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t2905) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Results in gray below:
Hero has Ah, Ac (a pair of Aces)
Bowser has Ad, Kd (a straight, Ten to Ace)

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Scar - UTG (t6615)
Captain Hook - UTG+1 (t10590)
Ursula - MP1 (t1100)
Carmen Sandiego - MP2 (t3230)
Jafar - MP3 (t4936)
Judge Doom - CO (t2700)
Agent Smith - Button (t1800)
Hero (t9130)
Madam Mim - BB (t555)

Preflop: Hero is in SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Scar folds, Captain Hook raises to t400, Ursula folds, Carmen Sandiego calls t400, Jafar calls t400, Judge Doom folds, Agent Smith raises to t1800 (All-in), Hero raises to t9130 (All-in), Madam Mim folds, Captain Hook folds, Carmen Sandiego calls t2830 (All-in), Jafar folds

Flop: (t15260) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)

Turn: (t15260) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)

River: (t15260) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)

Results in gray below:
Hero has As, Ah (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
Carmen Sandiego has Kh, Kc (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Agent Smith has Ts, Tc (four of a kind, Tens)

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Hero (t1500)
Dr. Evil - UTG+1 (t1480)
Newman - MP1 (t1500)
Cruella DeVil - MP2 (t1500)
Doctor Claw - MP3 (t1500)
Darth Vader - CO (t1560)
Reese Witherspoon - Button (t1480)
Professor Moriarty - SB (t1480)
Bowser - BB (t1500)

Preflop: Hero is in UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero calls t20, Dr. Evil calls t20, Newman raises to t80, Cruella DeVil calls t80, Doctor Claw folds, Darth Vader folds, Reese Witherspoon calls t80, Professor Moriarty calls t70, Bowser folds, Hero calls t60, Dr. Evil calls t60

Flop: (t500) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
Professor Moriarty checks, Hero bets t260, Dr. Evil folds, Newman folds, Cruella DeVil folds, Reese Witherspoon calls t260, Professor Moriarty raises to t700, Hero raises to t1420 (All-in), Reese Witherspoon folds, Professor Moriarty calls t700 (All-in)

Turn: (t3840) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: (t3840) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Results in gray below:
Professor Moriarty has 2s, 2d (four of a kind, Deuces)
Hero has 9c, 9s (a full house, Nines full of Deuces)

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t800 with t50 antes (9 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Stromboli - UTG (t32300)
Madame Medusa - UTG+1 (t39079)
The Joker - MP1 (t38482)
Hero (t19477)
Lex Luthor - MP3 (t18120)
Brutus - CO (t25557)
Voldemort - Button (t16018)
Andross - SB (t58261)
Beezelbub - BB (t39845)

Preflop: Hero is in MP2 with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Stromboli folds, Madame Medusa folds, The Joker calls t800, Hero raises to t4000, Lex Luthor folds, Brutus folds, Voldemort folds, Andross folds, Beezelbub folds, The Joker calls t3200

Flop: (t9650) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
The Joker checks, Hero bets t5600, The Joker calls t5600

Turn: (t20850) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
The Joker bets t28832 (All-in), Hero calls t9827 (All-in)

River: (t59509) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Results in gray below:
The Joker has Ah, Jd (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero has 8h, 8s (three of a kind, Eights)

That is a tiny portion of the beats I have received in the past couple weeks. Thank you Pokerstars.