Birthdays, Beats, Variance

[korrupt106]

Brag: Today's my birthday
Beat: I'm not drunk yet
Variance: I'm not sure what this word means

Brag: My name is Mike Schneider and I play limit
Beat: I'm not THAT Mike Schneider who plays limit
Variance: Someone just told me what this means but since I always lose I think it's made up

Brag: I got a lot of birthday wishes on facebook
Beat: My ex doesn't know that it's my birthday and now I have no way to mooch some pussy
Variance: Witty comment

Brag: Phil Ivey himself SAW MY 600, and GAVE ME ANOTHER 600
Beat: My bank account reads -422 so I don't think the deposit is going to clear
Variance: Phil Ivey lies

Brag: I only need 300 more FPP to make it to Platinum on Stars this month
Beat: eChecks broken processor chose Friday night at 4am to redeem all my deposits since August. GG 1800$ in 15 seconds.
Variance: I was just going to donate it at 30/60 anyway

Brag: My first post in BBV
Beat: I don't understand thinly veiled sarcasm so I won't be able to read any of the replies
Variance: FYP

Sincerely,

korrupt106

[Al_Money]

I like this post. Happy birthday.

[PokerSoccer]

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I like this post. Happy birthday.

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[korrupt106]

Thanks