1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???

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Eh this is a crappy post, but I can't sleep. Whatever. I found this [censored] pretty funny.

This awful tight-passive guy had been ranting for awhile about how bad the donks at the table were with brilliant remarks such as: "I bet you think Gus Hansen is a good player. Hahaha", "I'm emailing ftp support about you for seemingly bad but suspicious play", "lol king 10 off" etc

Right before this hand the 'donk' bluffed him out of a pot and taunted him for always thinking every draw hit. Of course he had an ego and couldn't just ignore such counter-insults.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4271358702: Table Regena (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:20:03 ET - 2007/11/23
Seat 1: starchyyy ($86.05)
Seat 2: LameGazelle ($48.75)
Seat 3: DMZWarrior ($48.70)
Seat 4: bimrom ($54.15)
Seat 5: Hero ($82.20)
Seat 6: cianus ($88.65)
LameGazelle posts the small blind of $0.25
DMZWarrior posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [4s 5d]
bimrom folds
Hero raises to $1.75
cianus folds
starchyyy calls $1.75
DMZWarrior: Yup
LameGazelle folds
DMZWarrior calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [3h 6c Qh]
DMZWarrior checks
DMZWarrior: You are dead on
Hero bets $4
starchyyy folds
DMZWarrior calls $4
*** TURN *** [3h 6c Qh] [7c]
DMZWarrior checks
Hero bets $8
DMZWarrior calls $8
*** RIVER *** [3h 6c Qh 7c] [As]
Hero: yeah hes tight passive
DMZWarrior checks
Hero bets $25
DMZWarrior insta-calls $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero shows [4s 5d] a straight, Seven high
DMZWarrior mucks
Hero wins the pot ($76.50) with a straight, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $79.50 | Rake $3
Board: [3h 6c Qh 7c As]
Seat 1: starchyyy (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: LameGazelle (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DMZWarrior (big blind) mucked [Js Qc] - a pair of Queens
Seat 4: bimrom didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Hero showed [4s 5d] and won ($76.50) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 6: cianus didn't bet (folded)

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