beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis's 16th b-day)

[BowToYourSensei]

beat: we have an iranian DJ playing FOBiranian music (complete with english lyrics that haev no business being in the song)
beat: my old room now being used to house all the babies
beat: my car is about a half mile away from my home right now
beat: about 2 hours til the FBI swarm in
variance: i'm currently fairly hammered

updates to follow as this idiocy progresses

[Smell The Glove]

pics of sister plz

[Halfpoint]

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pics of sister plz

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[O Fen�meno]

why wasnt i invited

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why wasnt i invited

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[Nonfiction]

sex sisters 16 year old friends imo

[O Fen�meno]

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why wasnt i invited

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-->feni!@#$meno

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