The mark of the douchebag

[miajag]

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1. White oval European country stickers with US beaches on them. Imitating these stickers with beaches is one of the worst fads of the last 15 years. I don't care that you've been to CM, SBL, LB or wherever. Everyone goes to a beach on vacation -- no one cares where you go, you aren't special. For those of you that have two stickers on your car -- we can only hope for a speedy end for you.


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I'm glad I'm not the only person who thinks these are lame as [censored]. It's hilarious seeing "OBX" on the back of some soccer mom's 4-Runner as if it's some huge brag. Congrats, you're middle class!

[KotOD]

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how do you make it through an entire day without blowing out a blood vessel in your forehead?

you realize that you didn't actually list a SINGLE thing that has any effect on you? I could see a thread bitching about the way people drive or people's manner of standing in line to purchase groceries. but like... a tshirt or a sticker on a car or a TAG ON A GOLF BAG?!?!

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Yeah I mean if someone has 20 items in the express lane where it says you should only have 10, I think that's douchebaggy. It's a lot more douchebaggy than everything on the list combined * guids

BADDA CHING

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Dude, guids can be identified by 3 or 4 items on this list.

[jaydub]

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Because we live in a free and open society, we can't just go around putting giant red 'D's on the douches of society. Instead, we are left to fend for ourselves, assessing and avoiding, constantly on the lookout so that some giant douche can't corner us with a story about his douchebag life. I'd like to start a comprehensive list of easily identifiable external markings that are a 100% foolproof sign of douchebaggery.

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These are all minor little details nowhere near justifying your grandstanding first paragraph. Try harder nit.

J

[emon87]

1. yes
2. no
3. meh
4. are you kidding me? how is it NOT appropriate to wear that attire

[Actual God]

OP, i liked it.

[emon87]

Also, a much truer sign of the douchebag is a tattoo. Pretty much any kind, except if you got it in the military.

[Uglyowl]

[censored] Walkie talkie cell phones.

[jables]

A moustache.

[DrunkIrish05]

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Also, a much truer sign of the douchebag is a tattoo. Pretty much any kind, except if you got it in the military.

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You're labeling way too big and diverse section of the population for this to be correct whatsoever. You obviously thought of one exception (military) while thinking for the 10 seconds it took you to type your post. There are obviously tons of others as well.

For the record, I hate tattoos, I just don't agree with the post.

[oddjob]

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