stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex

[garcia1000]

Last May, I was on a two week holiday trip to London. My girlfriend asks me to buy her one of those London-style double decker bus models (the small metal figurine things). I say, 'sure!'

When I'm in London, I totally forget about it and I didn't buy it.

When I'm back home, I think, "Oh craps! I have not gotten her the bus she requested."

I buy a bag of fun size Mars Bars at the supermarket. Next time I meet her, I say, "Hey there! I got you this bag of fun size Mars Bars. They are really great!"

She was mad at me for three weeks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


Cliff notes: Girls are hard to understand

[Tartufo]

Any time you allow things to move into the friend zone.

Also, more analysis about Scandinavian defense needed imo.

[keikiwai]

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Last May, I was on a two week holiday trip to London. My girlfriend asks me to buy her one of those London-style double decker bus models (the small metal figurine things). I say, 'sure!'

When I'm in London, I totally forget about it and I didn't buy it.

When I'm back home, I think, "Oh craps! I have not gotten her the bus she requested."

I buy a bag of fun size Mars Bars at the supermarket. Next time I meet her, I say, "Hey there! I got you this bag of fun size Mars Bars. They are really great!"

She was mad at me for three weeks [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


Cliff notes: Girls are hard to understand

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girls are hard to understand, but your post doesn't demonstrate this

[grouchie]

2nd or 3rd year of college, chick I have been seriously hitting on for at least the last 6 months.

She had come over to my place on several occasions and ended up sleeping in my bed, spooning all night but no deal closings.

So, I end up hooking up with some other chick and we start dating.

The day we start dating I'm over at hot blonde chicks house and we are talking. She gets up and goes into the bed room and comes out carrying a red g-string, holds it up and says "I just bought these yesterday, want me to model them for you?"

I say "no thanks"

No joke came out, no laugh, no nothing.
My brain failed me by saying the exact last thing that I ever would have wanted to say at that moment and i'm [censored] retarded for it.

[Mr_Moore]

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2nd or 3rd year of college, chick I have been seriously hitting on for at least the last 6 months.

She had come over to my place on several occasions and ended up sleeping in my bed, spooning all night but no deal closings.

So, I end up hooking up with some other chick and we start dating.

The day we start dating I'm over at hot blonde chicks house and we are talking. She gets up and goes into the bed room and comes out carrying a red g-string, holds it up and says "I just bought these yesterday, want me to model them for you?"

I say "no thanks"

No joke came out, no laugh, no nothing.
My brain failed me by saying the exact last thing that I ever would have wanted to say at that moment and i'm [censored] retarded for it.

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Jesus krist.

[The Man Mulcahey]

for me it was my dating failures in eighth grade. they were laughable in every way.

[AntonHeat]

Buying bitch's [censored]... ow wait I still do this now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Nemesis69]

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BTW, I've met vava in real life. Whatever he says about women is 100% true, he gets through them faster than Dids through a cakeshop.

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NO WAY

[Pog0]

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1 e4 d5
2 exd4 Qxd4
3 Nc6 Qe4?

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3 Nc6?!?! is a hell of a move.

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More subtle is how the pawn on d5 managed to ninja its way to d4 and how pawns can apparently capture sideways now.

Why I have no comments on anything in this thread that isn't chess related is another story.

[Kevroc]