live donkament sayings

[mtlchris]

Just got back from live donkament, here are some of my favorite sayings:

"he has double ender straight, he HAS too call!"


"I put him on pockets"


"If he goes all in, i'll fold my pocket aces, they never win." (pf)

" He's calling,and he's thinking about it, so they both have high cards, If you go in with low cards, youre odds of winning are higher"

"He's not calling on his cards, he's calling for the other guy to have nothing."

"If it comes , it comes."

[qdmcg]

very cool!

[xSCWx]

After losing a HU:

xxx [Observer]: im reporting uyou to the ****ign
police

[chopsticks]

"outs, i need OUTS!"

[Kingz22]

[ QUOTE ]
After losing a HU:

xxx [Observer]: im reporting uyou to the ****ign
police

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL

[JokersAttack]

"serves you right for slowplaying them" - after some moran sucks out on your aces after you played them ultra fast

"I put you on ace king" - after shoving with bottom pair on a low flop and cracking your aces when he hits his 5 outer

"omg you got so lucky" - after two pair or a set holds up against an OESD or Kings holds up against Axss AIPF

[mtlchris]

Alll..out

[fybpm]

I won't make this a racial thing, so I'll just mock the accent and you guys can figure it out.

"wai you rai me so mach? yew hav pocket ace? ha ha lol"

[holdme]

lol

i like how they bitch about being dealt pocket aces