OT: [censored] thread, September, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[cha59]

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Back to back hands vs. a completely new guy, I'm SOOO [censored] PISSED AT MYSELF RIGHT NOW...#@$^@#$&^@#$&#@$&


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BB: $96.50
Hero (SB): $258.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, BB calls $2.00

Flop: ($6) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $8.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Turn: ($22) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $9.00</font>, Hero calls $9.00

River: ($40) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $40.00</font>, Hero calls $40.00

Pot Size: $120.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and WON (+$59.50)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Fives) and LOST (-$60.00)



Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (BB): $198.50
SB: $156.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $156.00</font>, Hero calls $146.00

Flop: ($312) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($312) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($312) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $312.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$155.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$156.00)

Yugoslav

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Taco Bell FTW [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[pifhluk]

A bit of advice for "DrPillJoy"

shoving any 2 itm high blinds only works if the person youre shoving into does not know how to react.

[Jbrochu]

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A bit of advice for "DrPillJoy"

shoving any 2 itm high blinds only works if the person youre shoving into does not know how to react.

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Are you trying to say "it works every time but once donk?"

[sippin_criss]

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A bit of advice for "DrPillJoy"

shoving any 2 itm high blinds only works if the person youre shoving into does not know how to react.

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advice for pifhluk:

dont berate the fish

[microbet]

These hands against the same opponent are somewhere in between the STTF-&gt;cash thread and a brag. I'll put them here for the brag.

STAGE #752042996: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-09-03 03:40:13 (ET)
Table: CERRITOS (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - TONEB ($773.90 in chips)
Seat 4 - KOOLHAND123 ($397.90 in chips)
Seat 5 - VOTED4KODOS ($508.80 in chips)
Seat 6 - G VELVET ($1912.40 in chips)
Seat 1 - RIVERCRIME ($820.50 in chips)
KOOLHAND123 - Posts small blind $2
VOTED4KODOS - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to VOTED4KODOS [8s Js]
G VELVET - Calls $4
RIVERCRIME - Folds
TONEB - Folds
KOOLHAND123 - Folds
VOTED4KODOS - Checks
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kh Jc]
VOTED4KODOS - Checks
G VELVET - Checks
*** TURN *** [Ah Kh Jc] [Qc]
VOTED4KODOS - Checks
G VELVET - Checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kh Jc Qc] [Jd]
VOTED4KODOS - Bets $8
G VELVET - Raises $28 to $28
VOTED4KODOS - Folds
G VELVET - returned ($20) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G VELVET - Shows [Kd Ks] (Full house, kings full of jacks)
G VELVET Collects $24.20 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($26) | Rake ($1.30) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Ah Kh Jc Qc Jd]
Seat 1: RIVERCRIME Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: TONEB (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: KOOLHAND123 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: VOTED4KODOS (big blind) Folded on the RIVER
Seat 6: G VELVET collected Total ($24.20) HI$24.20) with Full house, kings full of jacks [Kd Ks - P:Ks,B:Kh,P:Kd,B:Jd,B:Jc]

not much later

STAGE #752046235: HOLDEM NO LIMIT $4 - 2007-09-03 03:47:44 (ET)
Table: CERRITOS (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - G VELVET ($1895.50 in chips)
Seat 1 - RIVERCRIME ($845.40 in chips)
Seat 2 - FEARLESS17 ($516.14 in chips)
Seat 3 - TONEB ($852.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - KOOLHAND123 ($424.40 in chips)
Seat 5 - VOTED4KODOS ($446.80 in chips)
RIVERCRIME - Posts small blind $2
FEARLESS17 - Posts big blind $4
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to VOTED4KODOS [Kh Qc]
TONEB - Folds
KOOLHAND123 - Folds
VOTED4KODOS - Raises $14 to $14
G VELVET - Calls $14
RIVERCRIME - Folds
FEARLESS17 - Folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2s 4d]
VOTED4KODOS - Checks
G VELVET - Checks
*** TURN *** [Jh 2s 4d] [5c]
VOTED4KODOS - Checks
G VELVET - Checks
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2s 4d 5c] [5d]
VOTED4KODOS - Checks
G VELVET - Bets $16
VOTED4KODOS - Calls $16
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G VELVET - Shows [Ks 9d] (One pair, fives)
VOTED4KODOS - Shows [Kh Qc] (One pair, fives)
VOTED4KODOS Collects $62.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($66) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [Jh 2s 4d 5c 5d]
Seat 1: RIVERCRIME (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: FEARLESS17 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: TONEB Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: KOOLHAND123 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: VOTED4KODOS won Total ($62.50) HI$62.50) with One pair, fives(queen kicker) [Kh Qc - B:5d,B:5c,P:Kh,P:Qc,B:Jh]
Seat 6: G VELVET (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, fives [Ks 9d - B:5d,B:5c,P:Ks,B:Jh,P:9d]

[DevinLake]

He looks like he's probably really solid.

[DevinLake]

I start this drive tomorrow:

[cha59]

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I start this drive tomorrow:



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have fun with that

[PokahPokah]

dev thats a long way , i hope its for a girl lol [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[BradleyT]

Looking at that map makes me think, LOL_Saskatchewanaments. What a busto province.