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Old 08-08-2007, 07:55 PM
automaton_22 automaton_22 is offline
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Default I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?

I have been observing myself for the past three weeks, and am now virtually certain that I am a bot.

Here is my evidence:

1) I Cbet almost 100% of the time in a HU pot.
2) I always 3 table.
3) Session length / times rarely vary.

Furthermore, I don't think a human player could play as badly as me. The cumulative effect of all the evidence is that I am now convinced I am a bot.

The question is: what steps do I take from here? I want to confirm with certainty that I am a bot before I report myself to the poker sites I play at. What can I do to get this kind of absolute assurance?

Bots are destroying online poker, and if I am a bot, I hope my accounts are frozen, and that steps are taken to track down the bot owner.
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:00 PM
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Are you NP complete?
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:05 PM
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[x] A little anal assault followed by a little playback payback
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:07 PM
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bot test: what are your only weaknesses?
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:09 PM
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bot test: what are your only weaknesses?

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what are hungry and sleepy?
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:13 PM
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Open the pod bay doors.
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:33 PM
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Default Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?

To find out if you are a bot or not, go and openshove 83o in UTG for over 100 BBs. If you find yourself unable to do this, you are indeed a bot. For a human being, equipped with free will, doing something like that shouldn't be a problem in the least.
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:43 PM
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:48 PM
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lol spammaments
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:02 PM
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Default Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?

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To find out if you are a bot or not, go and openshove 83o in UTG for over 100 BBs. If you find yourself unable to do this, you are indeed a bot. For a human being, equipped with free will, doing something like that shouldn't be a problem in the least.

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This is great advice. Some of the other posters have been making light of the situation, but this is a real problem for me, and potentially for the online poker community. If I am a bot, I must be stopped.

I tried to Shove 83o UTG, and found my finger seized up and I was unable to go through with the play. I have tried the same with T2o, 94s, T5o, and discovered the same result.

My conclusion: I am a bot.

What do I do from here?

I have considered reverse engineering myself to learn as much as I can about the technology that went into programming me, with a view to releasing the information to Mr Gatorade, and other bot-hunters, to help them in their eternal vigilance against other bots.
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