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I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
I have been observing myself for the past three weeks, and am now virtually certain that I am a bot.
Here is my evidence: 1) I Cbet almost 100% of the time in a HU pot. 2) I always 3 table. 3) Session length / times rarely vary. Furthermore, I don't think a human player could play as badly as me. The cumulative effect of all the evidence is that I am now convinced I am a bot. The question is: what steps do I take from here? I want to confirm with certainty that I am a bot before I report myself to the poker sites I play at. What can I do to get this kind of absolute assurance? Bots are destroying online poker, and if I am a bot, I hope my accounts are frozen, and that steps are taken to track down the bot owner. |
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
Are you NP complete?
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
[x] A little anal assault followed by a little playback payback
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
bot test: what are your only weaknesses?
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
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bot test: what are your only weaknesses? [/ QUOTE ] what are hungry and sleepy? |
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
Open the pod bay doors. |
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
To find out if you are a bot or not, go and openshove 83o in UTG for over 100 BBs. If you find yourself unable to do this, you are indeed a bot. For a human being, equipped with free will, doing something like that shouldn't be a problem in the least.
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
lol spammaments
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Re: I have discovered that I am a bot - what do I do from here?
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To find out if you are a bot or not, go and openshove 83o in UTG for over 100 BBs. If you find yourself unable to do this, you are indeed a bot. For a human being, equipped with free will, doing something like that shouldn't be a problem in the least. [/ QUOTE ] This is great advice. Some of the other posters have been making light of the situation, but this is a real problem for me, and potentially for the online poker community. If I am a bot, I must be stopped. I tried to Shove 83o UTG, and found my finger seized up and I was unable to go through with the play. I have tried the same with T2o, 94s, T5o, and discovered the same result. My conclusion: I am a bot. What do I do from here? I have considered reverse engineering myself to learn as much as I can about the technology that went into programming me, with a view to releasing the information to Mr Gatorade, and other bot-hunters, to help them in their eternal vigilance against other bots. |
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