Home game: keeping losing players happy

James Baker · #1 08-02-2007, 06:52 AM

I have just started coming to an incredibly juicy home game. The buy-in is $50 with 0.5-1 blinds. They have some weird rules like having to put 50c in the pot if you mess up a deal, spill a drink, make a [censored] of yourself, etc.

I dont mind playing such a shorthanded game because there is so much action. The only problem is how easily I can beat the game.

Does anyone have any tips on keeping them happy while they lose their money?

1968 · #2 08-02-2007, 06:57 AM

make them put .50 in the pot if they crack the sads.

blutarski · #3 08-02-2007, 07:05 AM

oral?

billygrippo · #4 08-02-2007, 07:11 AM

secretly pump NO2 into the room

_TKO_ · #5 08-02-2007, 01:25 PM

be friendly

King_S · #6 08-02-2007, 01:27 PM

be humble

claim to be "lucky," saying that's why you are winning

NoPoHustler · #7 08-02-2007, 01:29 PM

comp them free turns with your GF/wife with their ultimate goal being anal...

shadypac · #8 08-02-2007, 03:04 PM

stab them when they suck out on you. wait.....happy? chips and dip? weed brownies?

bogey1 · #9 08-02-2007, 04:31 PM

Be nice, bring cookies/beer/soda. The point of home games is hanging out, not making money. If you're going with the maing going being taking money from friends at a .5/1 game, then you seriously need to lighten up.

ocdscale · #10 08-02-2007, 05:02 PM

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Be nice, bring cookies/beer/soda. The point of home games is hanging out, not making money. If you're going with the maing going being taking money from friends at a .5/1 game, then you seriously need to lighten up.

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Agreed. Bring good beer.