wallet beat

[The Bride]

These fake stories are irritating

[RAPT0R CHRIST]

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WWRJD?

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I'D PROBABLY NOT BACK OUT OF COINFLIPS

[reLoad]

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These fake stories are funny

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[RikaKazak]

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These fake stories are GAY

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[Arito]

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These fake stories are utterly irritating, yet strangely entertaining at the same time

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true story

and its college, not high school

and i made that part up about finding the purp.

[thedustbustr]

i left my wallet in the laundry room right on top of the card swiper machine two weeks ago. i didnt realize it till morning bc im a lazy [censored] when it comes to laundry so i just leave it in the dryer until i feel like getting it. i wake up the next morning and my wallet isnt where i left it... OH [censored] I HAD 1.5k IN THERE FROM MY AC TRIP FUCKLFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

then i see the 1.5k on my desk and think thank god i was sober enough to take the money out when i got back.

[bulldogs24]

i hope you get jumped

[Gildwulf]

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i hope you get jumped

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yea, preferably by a gang of tough college hoodlums

[Greenfield]

grim is lying for our respect don't believe him