Update for Tuq and Bison

[slim]

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my bro told me that in the US, a lot of companies have strict policies against office affairs especially when it is a boss with a subordinate. So much so that when the employee is hired, they have to sign a contract of some sort that they are not to engage in such behavior and it is grounds for dismissal.

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Slim, how old are you? The facts seem to suggest that you're in your late 30s at a minimum, but your disposition suggests that you're 12. Some offices have rules against dating/sexing co-workers. This has absolutely nothing to do with adultery. Whether or not the fling is adulterous has zero bearing on these situations.

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Mt bro told me this...he said specifically adultery. 2 single coworkers can have a relationship but not 2 people who arent married to each other.I have never worked in a company before so I have no idea.

[slim]

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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There is some truth to that. I guess that's how it is when u are 13 yrs older than a horny young flight attendant and u haven't had good sex in almost 2 decades and ur wife cheated on u. All that....and I'm about as goody goody as they come. Never in a million years did I imagine being in this situation.

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This is why she wants you.

You have stumbled into a situation where the truth will help you.

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you mean she wants me bc she feels sorry for me?

[Boris]

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you mean she wants me bc she feels sorry for me?

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don't worry about why she wants you. No one on this board knows anyways. Just tap it and enjoy her company.

[bwana devil]

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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There is some truth to that. I guess that's how it is when u are 13 yrs older than a horny young flight attendant and u haven't had good sex in almost 2 decades and ur wife cheated on u. All that....and I'm about as goody goody as they come. Never in a million years did I imagine being in this situation.

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This is why she wants you.

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you mean she wants me bc she feels sorry for me?

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slim, you sound like youre really far from being able to handle any type of dating situation right now. after the end of a long relationship i think it's normal for most guys to be in that situation. youre dealing w/ your old relationship and are not focused on a new one. youre a big emo baby and need time to heal but you think youre ready to jump in the sack w/ a different girl. right now youre pushing this issue when youre not ready.

give it a week, a month, 6 months, whatever and eventually youll feel more comfortable about the idea and like most guys after a relationship youll probably start banging girls just to do it.

give it time.

[bisonbison]

Goddamnit, stop posting about infidelity.

Your delusional nonsense convinces no one and just serves to grease up the bitterness pathways in your brain for another dose of I WAS RIGHT MY WIFE'S A WHORE WHO'LL BURN IN HELL AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I'LL BE POSTING ABOUT MY ENGAGEMENT TO LENKA DELIVERED OVERNIGHT FROM A FORMER SOCIALIST SOVIET REPUBLIC SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A MAN AND NEVER COMPLAINS ABOUT THE ASS TO MOUTH THAT I INSIST ON CAUSE GOD KNOWS I HATE WOMEN FOR LAUGHING AT HOW I WAS CUCKOLDED THEY KNOW THEY ALL KNOW GODDAMNED WHORES.

Also: good job getting laid.

[Fast Food Knight]

Bison, lolllll

[slim]

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Goddamnit, stop posting about infidelity.

Your delusional nonsense convinces no one and just serves to grease up the bitterness pathways in your brain for another dose of I WAS RIGHT MY WIFE'S A WHORE WHO'LL BURN IN HELL AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT I'LL BE POSTING ABOUT MY ENGAGEMENT TO LENKA DELIVERED OVERNIGHT FROM A FORMER SOCIALIST SOVIET REPUBLIC SHE SURE KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A MAN AND NEVER COMPLAINS ABOUT THE ASS TO MOUTH THAT I INSIST ON CAUSE GOD KNOWS I HATE WOMEN FOR LAUGHING AT HOW I WAS CUCKOLDED THEY KNOW THEY ALL KNOW GODDAMNED WHORES.

Also: good job getting laid.

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HILARIOUS [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] but sooooo off the mark.

[Dids]

slim's ex-wife has to be one of my top ten favorite people ever.

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