Update for Tuq and Bison

[Los Feliz Slim]

How much more reliable can you get than a website with this header and this list of articles?






I'm pretty surprised there isn't an article about getting peed on.

[slim]

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And the fact is, 2 people got prosecuted in 2007.....so it's somthing to think about. There's a BIG difference when people cheat with a single person or if neither cheater has kids....but when both cheaters are married and both have kids, there's a lot of harm done.

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Can you please link to an article about this, because I'm googling it like crazy and coming up completely dry. Anyway, if someone was prosecuted in 2007, it's not some progressive measure against adultery. It's because neither Arizona nor Illinois has removed primitive adultery laws from their books. The reason people are rarely/never prosecuted under these laws are because they were written like a hundred years ago, and most people believe it shouldn't be a prosecutable offense.

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here

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You already linked to that. That's not a story. That's just an off-hand mention.

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I never looked deeper into it. I suppose it could be made up by the site.

[slim]

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good job slim. Why do you need to wait to get a place of your own? Don't pander to Tuq and Bison. Just focus on nailing the flight attendant.

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Let's just say I have a good reason not to poker her in a motel room.....

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Assuming it is what I think it is ... no, you don't.

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Well...how about the fact I might go limp in that kind of situation. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[niss]

You're worried about a little noise? I don't know about you, but if I have a naked 25-year old flight attendant in front of me begging me to boink away, not even her ass sounding like the revving of a Harley Davidson is going to keep me from taking care of business.

Jesus, just do it in the shower, or stuff a sock in her mouth.

[Boris]

Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

[slim]

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You're worried about a little noise? I don't know about you, but if I have a naked 25-year old flight attendant in front of me begging me to boink away, not even her ass sounding like the revving of a Harley Davidson is going to keep me from taking care of business.

Jesus, just do it in the shower, or stuff a sock in her mouth.

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No....it's not the noise. I guess I'll have to spell it out. My wife was getting stuffed by her boss in a sleazy motel.

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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There is some truth to that. I guess that's how it is when u are 13 yrs older than a horny young flight attendant and u haven't had good sex in almost 2 decades and ur wife cheated on u. All that....and I'm about as goody goody as they come. Never in a million years did I imagine being in this situation. Maybe I need some Tony Robbins tapes.

[niss]

Well that's not as obvious, but I have an obvious solution. Don't choose a sleazy hotel. Splurge for a nice place, preferably one right next to a pancake house. Problem solved.

[Alobar]

I am now stupider for having read this thread

[Keepitsimple]

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Slim you sound a bit nervous concerning your ability to perform. I would buy a book off of Amazon or something that gives instructions on how to sex. Then watch some porn so you don't feel so uptight. then Bang.

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wow bad move imo. watching porn makes you desensitized. you will not feel anything. best is to stay away from porn for atleast 3 days before you sex a lady. then you can probably [censored] even the ugliest without alcohol. viagra might help too.