"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

[Kumubou]

...or crazy h-doozins, or Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, or crank and hookers, or whatever.

So I'm playing some 2/4 BBJ tables at 6 AM (they are significantly looser than the normal 2/4 tables at this time of the day), and.... well.... yeah.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) lolihunter.com (for all of your loli hunting needs)

Preflop: Heroine is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB completes, Heroine checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, UTG+2 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (10.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Heroine bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Heroine 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, Heroine calls.

Final Pot: 18.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Heroine has 9d 9h (four of a kind, nines).
Button has 7c 8c (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins 18.50 BB. </font>

....excuse me while I go on life tilt now.

-K

[V4P]

How big was the jackpot when this happened?

[Ariose]

OH MY GOD, WHAT A RIVER. [censored] RIGGED [censored]

[USCSigma1097]

so if the q of clubs doesn't hit on the riv, that's a jackpot right?

[Kumubou]

[ QUOTE ]
How big was the jackpot when this happened?

[/ QUOTE ]
Just under $110,000; so I would have been due roughly $38,500. Hardly life-changing, but for someone who normally does not gamble with nearly that much money, it still sucks ass.

-K

[TheGunner]

This is sick.

[toss]

OMG. Worse river ever. You officially win the Baddest Beat Ever Award. Wow.

I'm on tilt just reading this.

P.S. BBJ is rigged.

[mlagoo]

that is seriously [censored] brutal. my sympathies. $38k for a 2/4 player is a shitton of money. ouch.

[2+2 wannabe]

[censored] disgusting 1 outer

[yvesaint]

so this is like a 1 outer for 38k.

wow