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Old 11-28-2007, 03:53 PM
isapistola isapistola is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

id [censored] in my pants for 1.2k.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:00 PM
slasherx slasherx is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

Get a laptop and a wireless router. Then setup a vnc server on your main computer, and should you need to poop but continue playing on your main machine, take your laptop into the can and use a vnc client to connect to that machine to continue playing. Problem solved. I've done this a few times.
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:05 PM
Gullanian Gullanian is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

im happy to sit at home and [censored] all over myself (id probably be laughing my head of as i did it) for a large pot
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:06 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

OP, you should really be prepared for this kind of stuff...

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Old 11-29-2007, 02:35 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

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no love?
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Old 11-29-2007, 04:01 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

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lmao
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:27 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

What you needed was...

Two Aces, One Cup.
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Old 11-29-2007, 05:31 PM
iamonething iamonething is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

ever considered that there might be a guy who [censored] on himself playing 2NL - 10NL!

omg ... this would be so [censored] disgraceful
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Old 11-28-2007, 04:08 PM
Speel Posher Speel Posher is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

you should have [censored] yourself and taken the money from the won pot to invest in a laptop with a wireless internet connection.

Or you could do what i did and get your money all in with aa against ak and kk and have a 4 card flush hit with AK and kk taking the main and side pot respectively
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Old 11-28-2007, 07:56 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

this is the EXACT reason why i do all of my playing on the toilet, or in the close vicinity of a properly dug hole.

sometimes i forget which hand im using for what tho, and left click my assh---
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