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Old 08-29-2007, 07:04 PM
linuxmood linuxmood is offline
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Default Angle shot by casino

BBV, I was with a freezout with a buddy, i busted out early, so i decided to have a beer. I was enjoying my beer when the roulette table caught my eye (there was a blonde bird there)
So i shipped $200 on red to show the girl i was micro balla.
I put this on after the last bets was called for the next bet, they insta shipped my cash away and i complained.

Beat: Im now banned from the casino
Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.
Brag: Im wasted !!

[x] hope this thread delivers as iv got a hot bird in my bed now

for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:08 PM
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for you yanks..... Bird = hot girl

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yes, we get the Austin Powers movies here as well.
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:08 PM
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beat: you'll wake up and its really a bloke with long hair and large man boobs
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:10 PM
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That was pretty stupid.
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:20 PM
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Brag: just got laid
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:21 PM
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Beat: it only lasted 30mis
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:25 PM
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variance: posting about it here

wait.

[censored] beat!
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:49 PM
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Beat: Hot Girl in UK odds 750,000:1
Brag: You found one?
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Old 08-29-2007, 07:54 PM
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Beat: Hot Girl in UK odds 750,000:1
Brag: You found one?

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Brag: Where is Emma Watson from????
Beat: Your a [censored]
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:14 PM
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Varience: The blone bird wasnt actually fit.

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beat: uneducated or underaged.
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