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  #31  
Old 11-28-2007, 01:42 PM
916greatest 916greatest is offline
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

I love pooping on myself!!!!

I'd do it every day!!!!


Lalalalalala!!!!

Won 400 bb [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Sing along.
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:49 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

This is the exact reason I have a laptop and wireless connection...

2 of the best feelings in the world, all at once.

blumpkin?
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

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This is the exact reason I have a laptop and wireless connection...

2 of the best feelings in the world, all at once.

blumpkin?

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was going to be my exact response.... i can not tell you how many times i have continued sessions while dropping dueces. This story just made me realze how much I take for granted my laptop and wireless connection.

and lol @ blumpkins
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:02 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

one time i folded pocket twos while taking a dump and i was like omg im droppin' dueces while droppin' dueces
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:33 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

i can't believe this. like the others above, there's no way i would've gotten up. i'm sure for $1200, you could've found someone to clean your boxers.

disclaimer: i'm a jew
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:48 PM
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one time i folded pocket twos while taking a dump and i was like omg im droppin' dueces while droppin' dueces

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POTY
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Old 11-28-2007, 02:49 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

Nah it was ment you be you got lucky. You could have gotten AA alin versus AQ or 43 and lost a few buyins like me.
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:21 PM
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Default Re: beat: sudden, explosive diarrhea cost me a 300 bb pot

toilet shot or it never happened
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:27 PM
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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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hahahahhahahahaha lool very good
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:33 PM
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pics of explosive diarrhea or it never happened
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