Beat: kicked out of a crappy bar
So I am this crappy bar in Hermosa Beach California. My good friends are playing a set there, their band rocks and that bar put up some funds for them to play. I go there and hang out for a few hours, the place is way to small for a venue and the compact space makes the sound from a band seem way too loud. I exit the place to talk to some friends outside, and when I try to come back in, the re tarded ape bouncer won't let me in because I'm wearing glasses and my driver's license doesn't say I require corrective lenses. He was basically being a huge douche. I ask him if hes seriously not going to let me in and the piece of [censored] is dead serious. So I walk away for a second and my friend calls me back because my ride is inside. I return and the man threatens me physically. He says he will beat my ass if I don't get away from his club. I know this guy is a gigantic tool working for less than $20 an hour, and so I call him out and say "beat my ass meat head" very loudly for the entire crowd to hear. The three hundred pound sack of [censored] realizes he can't actually do anything and just stands there while the people yell. He threatens me again and this is an area where the police frequent, because its a tiny city and the only gig these cops has are the bars. So I let the officers know this douche is threatening me as well as get some corporate information to file a formal complaint with his business.
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09-07-2007, 04:24 AM
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