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Old 08-01-2007, 05:12 PM
Greeksquared Greeksquared is offline
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Default So ridiculously dirty slow roll

Never in my fkin life have I seen this [censored]. I suppose he could have AJdd but it could also easily be a blocking bet. He then times down to the very end and finally calls with the stone cold nuts. I ask him in the chat wtf happened and he said he has dislexia and has to count his straight ten times.



Stage #723304751: Holdem No Limit $2 - 2007-08-01 16:52:51 (ET)
Table: DALLAS AVE (Real Money) Seat #1 is the dealer
Seat 1 - MEDEVIL ($410.35 in chips)
Seat 2 - CALLME_DADDY ($398 in chips)
Seat 3 - SLIM35 ($98.40 in chips)
Seat 4 - HOVABLUFF ($286.10 in chips)
Seat 5 - XXLT_STL ($307.10 in chips)
Seat 6 - GREEKSQUARED ($405.90 in chips)
CALLME_DADDY - Posts small blind $1
SLIM35 - Posts big blind $2
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to GREEKSQUARED [Jc 4c]
HOVABLUFF - Folds
XXLT_STL - Raises $9 to $9
GREEKSQUARED - Raises $32 to $32
MEDEVIL - Folds
CALLME_DADDY - Folds
SLIM35 - Folds
XXLT_STL - Calls $23
*** FLOP *** [9d Ks 4d]
XXLT_STL - Checks
GREEKSQUARED - Bets $50
XXLT_STL - Calls $50
*** TURN *** [9d Ks 4d] [10h]
XXLT_STL - Checks
GREEKSQUARED - Checks
*** RIVER *** [9d Ks 4d 10h] [Qh]
XXLT_STL - Bets $54
GREEKSQUARED - All-In(Raise) $323.90 to $323.90
XXLT_STL - All-In $171.10
GREEKSQUARED - returned ($98.80) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GREEKSQUARED - Shows [Jc 4c] (Straight, nine to king)
XXLT_STL - Shows [Js As] (Straight, ten to ace)
XXLT_STL Collects $613.70 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($617.20) | Rake ($3) | Jackpot Rake ($0.50)
Board [9d Ks 4d 10h Qh]
Seat 1: MEDEVIL (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: CALLME_DADDY (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: SLIM35 (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: HOVABLUFF Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: XXLT_STL won Total ($613.70) All-In HI$613.70) with Straight, ten to ace [Js As - P:As,B:Ks,B:Qh,P:Js,B:10h]
Seat 6: GREEKSQUARED HI:lost with Straight, nine to king [Jc 4c - B:Ks,B:Qh,P:Jc,B:10h,B:9d]
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Old 08-01-2007, 05:15 PM
plzleenowhammy plzleenowhammy is offline
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Default Re: So ridiculously dirty slow roll

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I ask him in the chat wtf happened and he said he has dislexia and has to count his straight ten times.

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Old 08-01-2007, 05:16 PM
Teh1337zor Teh1337zor is offline
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Default Re: So ridiculously dirty slow roll

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I ask him in the chat wtf happened and he said he has dislexia and has to count his straight ten times.

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lol hillarious
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Old 08-01-2007, 05:32 PM
NajdorfDefense NajdorfDefense is offline
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Default Re: So ridiculously dirty slow roll

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I ask him in the chat wtf happened and he said he has dislexia and has to count his straight ten times.

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lol hillarious

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Old 08-01-2007, 05:34 PM
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Default Re: So ridiculously dirty slow roll

um, why the [censored] would you raise this river?
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Old 08-01-2007, 05:58 PM
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Default Re: So ridiculously dirty slow roll

The only real hand that could beat me is AdJd. The flop is k9x WHY THE FK would he ever ever ever have AJ. He is out of position in a three bet pot against an unknown facing a 25bb bet on the flop. This could easily be a blocking bet with two pair/set. Most likely KJ but i still think a raise has lots of value.
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:16 PM
NajdorfDefense NajdorfDefense is offline
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The only real hand that could beat me is AJs. The flop is k9sXo WHY THE FK would he ever ever ever have AJ even tho it is obvious flush draw esp at low limits

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Old 08-01-2007, 07:21 PM
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Default Re: So ridiculously dirty slow roll

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um, why the [censored] would you raise this river?

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why do you post strat when you obv. suck at it?
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:46 PM
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um, why the [censored] would you raise this river?

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Old 08-01-2007, 07:51 PM
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fold pre flop



















































seriously.
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