SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[spivey]

Well, he made you respect his raise.

[Clayton]

day 1 of 1/2 NL: +12 buyins
day 2 of 1/2 NL: -9 buyins

hmm

[ASPoker8]

i owneded you

[goofyballer]

Time for the monthly goofyballer brag post! September:




(left the 6 downie games I played <1k hands in out of the pt shot)

Ship! Some amusing hands from this weekend:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $760.80
BB: $773.80
UTG: $396.00
MP: $1,176.60
Hero (CO): $918.10
BTN: $394.00

Reads: <font color="blue">30/8 regular who sucks at the pokers</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $4.00, MP calls $4.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $22.00</font>, BTN calls $22.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $102.00</font>, MP folds, Hero calls $80.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($236) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $300.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $144.00
Uncalled bet of $6.00 returned to Hero

Turn: ($824) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($824) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $824.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Ace Queen high) and LOST (-$396.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$425.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $1,059.80
BB: $470.60
UTG: $631.10
MP: $400.60
CO: $470.00
Hero (BTN): $403.50

Reads: <font color="blue">lol tag on nit violence...hi guys I ALWAYS HAVE BIG HANDS





ALWAYS</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $4.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $18.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $64.00</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls $46.00

Flop: ($134) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $112.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $339.50</font>, BB calls $227.50

Turn: ($813) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($813) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $813.00 ($3 Rake)

BB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$403.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$406.50)



Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $532.30
BB: $916.00
UTG: $882.90
Hero (CO): $398.00
BTN: $571.70

Reads: <font color="blue">IT'S THE PAVEL55 OF FTP

EXCEPT HE PLAYS 60% OF HANDS AND RAISES 20%</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $24.00</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $76.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $232.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $398.00</font>, SB calls $166.00

Flop: ($800) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($800) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($800) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $800.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Twos) and LOST (-$398.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Nines) and WON (+$399.00)



Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $392.00
BB: $760.80
UTG: $884.80
MP: $374.00
CO: $1,037.20
Hero (BTN): $553.10

Reads: <font color="blue">this is, quite seriously, probably the worst play I have ever, ever seen from a tag (dude is 21/16)</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, SB calls $12.00, BB folds

Flop: ($32) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $68.00</font>, Hero calls $44.00

Turn: ($168) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $132.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $471.10</font>, SB calls all-in for $178.00
Uncalled bet of $161.10 returned to Hero

River: ($788) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $788.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (Ace Queen high) and LOST (-$392.00)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Twos) and WON (+$393.00)



Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $876.60
BB: $244.40
UTG: $1,081.90
Hero (MP): $400.00
CO: $415.10
BTN: $396.00

Reads: <font color="blue">WE HAVE A GUTSHOT</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $14.00, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $24.00</font>, Hero calls $10.00, BTN calls $10.00

Flop: ($74) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $52.00</font>, BTN calls $52.00, BB calls $52.00

Turn: ($230) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $155.00</font>, BTN folds, BB calls $155.00

River: ($540) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $13.40</font>, Hero calls $13.40

Pot Size: $566.80 ($3 Rake)

BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ([Tc Ac] Ace King high) and LOST (-$244.40)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and WON (+$319.40)



Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $543.00
BB: $258.35
UTG: $1,049.00
MP: $466.00
CO: $420.00
Hero (BTN): $400.00

Reads: <font color="blue">lawl</font>

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $10.00

Flop: ($30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $22.00</font>, BB calls $22.00

Turn: ($74) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $52.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $104.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $364.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $118.35
Uncalled bet of $141.65 returned to Hero

River: ($518.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $518.70 ($3 Rake)

BB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Fours) and LOST (-$258.35)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$257.35)

[ASPoker8]

then you owneded me

[bubaloo]

Ship it.

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $127.33
Bubaloo: $222.6
Button: $126.55
SB: $16.85
BB: $174.66

Pre-flop: (5 players) Bubaloo is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $5</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($11.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $7</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($25.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $18</font>, UTG calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($61.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $39</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $97.33</font>, Bubaloo calls.

Results:
Final pot: $252.16
<font color="#000000">Bubaloo shows K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] </font>
<font color="#000000">UTG mucks T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] </font>

[AshleyC]

Dudes cant fold straights, why make a normal raise, go for the kill. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

SB ($177.10)
Hero ($123.85)
UTG ($139.35)
MP ($81.85)
CO ($36.80)
Button ($47)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($3) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.5</font>, MP folds, SB calls $2.50.

Turn: ($8) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($8) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $8</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $120.35 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $112.35.

Final Pot: $248.70


SB has 7h Jc (straight, ace high).
Hero has Tc Kc (full house, kings full of tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $248.70.

[Imrahil]

[ QUOTE ]
lol?

villain is 10/7/2.8 over 400

(note stacks)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $200.00
BB: $537.70
keikiwai (UTG): $467.85
MP: $74.85
CO: $386.45
BTN: $184.75

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai raises to $8.00</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $386.45</font>, 4 folds

Pot Size: $397.45

[/ QUOTE ]

This is AA 100% of the time. He doesn't want to 3bet and possibly get stacked on the flop by a set.