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Old 07-30-2007, 12:49 PM
Jeff_B Jeff_B is offline
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

lol I am on alot of websites... and there is a company named after my screen name that I used
And someone did xxxx.myscreenname@gmail.com for an email addy
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:50 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

Found this in blog comments from September '06:


Thatman said...

What a sweet turn this was...

PokerStars Game #6206106564: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/09/07 - 19:43:07 (ET)
Table 'Hesburgh' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: resetdave ($93 in chips)
Seat 2: sloverville ($376.80 in chips)
Seat 3: robdhartley ($147.80 in chips)
Seat 4: HoesMobil ($98.60 in chips)
Seat 5: TbHackworth ($186.80 in chips)
Seat 6: bes411 ($100 in chips)
HoesMobil: posts small blind $0.50
TbHackworth: posts big blind $1
bes411: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sloverville [6d 7d]
bes411: checks
resetdave: raises $3 to $4
sloverville: calls $4
robdhartley: calls $4
HoesMobil: folds
TbHackworth: calls $3
bes411: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [3s 2d 4s]
TbHackworth: checks
bes411: checks
resetdave: checks
sloverville: checks
robdhartley: checks
*** TURN *** [3s 2d 4s] [5c]
TbHackworth: bets $13
bes411: folds
resetdave: folds
sloverville: raises $22 to $35
robdhartley: folds
TbHackworth: calls $22
*** RIVER *** [3s 2d 4s 5c] [Jc]
TbHackworth: bets $45
sloverville: raises $292.80 to $337.80 and is all-in
TbHackworth said, "ugh 2nd nuts vs nuts"
TbHackworth: calls $102.80 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sloverville: shows [6d 7d] (a straight, Three to Seven)
TbHackworth: mucks hand
sloverville collected $383.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $386.10 | Rake $3
Board [3s 2d 4s 5c Jc]
Seat 1: resetdave folded on the Turn
Seat 2: sloverville showed [6d 7d] and won ($383.10) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 3: robdhartley (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: HoesMobil (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TbHackworth (big blind) mucked [6c 6s]
Seat 6: bes411 folded on the Turn


edit - I don't remember this but: http://www.wnypoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13557
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:57 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

i found a bunch of hands where i folded preflop. lame
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Old 07-30-2007, 12:58 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

rofl, from the hendon mob website, im pez_vela obv
[ QUOTE ]

biggest pot of my life............


Full Tilt Poker Game #2143936460: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:02:19 ET - 2007/04/05
Seat 1: Otis2447 ($286)
Seat 2: pez_vela ($606.50)
Otis2447 posts the small blind of $3
pez_vela posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Otis2447 [7s Ks]
Otis2447 raises to $18
pez_vela raises to $54
Otis2447 has 15 seconds left to act
Otis2447 calls $36
*** FLOP *** [4s Ad Ts]
pez_vela bets $85
Otis2447 raises to $232, and is all in
pez_vela calls $147
Otis2447 shows [7s Ks]
pez_vela shows [Kh Jh]
*** TURN *** [4s Ad Ts] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ad Ts 2s] [8d]
Otis2447 shows a flush, King high
pez_vela shows Ace King high
Otis2447 wins the pot ($571.50) with a flush, King high
pez_vela stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $572 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s Ad Ts 2s 8d]
Seat 1: Otis2447 (small blind) showed [7s Ks] and won ($571.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: pez_vela (big blind) showed [Kh Jh] and lost with Ace King high#

ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ships ship ship ship ship ship ship ships hip ship ships hips hips ship ship ship shippppppppppppppp

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:01 PM
SkinnyLittleTwig SkinnyLittleTwig is offline
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

lolllll i was tilting pretty hardcore during this hand, prob my favourite suckout ever

http://www.pokerunlimited.nl/forum/n...gen-t2994.html

Oord is one of the most annoying 9/7/oo nitbots on stars... he had it coming for playing JJ solely for set value. also lol @ that guy playing AKs about as badly as possible

can anyone tell me wtf they're talking about in there?
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:08 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2873

lol. I would love to know what I had there.

[/ QUOTE ]
I think ur alone on that one
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:13 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

http://www.pokergamers.cz/view_topic.php?id=1745

Some 20+2 limidonk tournament I played last year. I have no idea why I played that tournament. Maybe I hated money. Or I hated money.

When this tournament went down, I wasn't playing poker regularly, and as it turns out, I took an extended break after UIGEA was passed one month later.

Whatev. It's in the past now.

Though I don't have the poker roll that I did then.

yay starting from scratch.

Edit: I don't remember what I had in this hand.
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:41 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pokerhand.org/?2873

lol. I would love to know what I had there.

[/ QUOTE ]
I think ur alone on that one

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah I know it's uber-boring without perspective, but I truly am curious what I could have limped with there playing .25/.50 3 years ago.
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:41 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

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lolllll i was tilting pretty hardcore during this hand, prob my favourite suckout ever

http://www.pokerunlimited.nl/forum/n...gen-t2994.html

Oord is one of the most annoying 9/7/oo nitbots on stars... he had it coming for playing JJ solely for set value. also lol @ that guy playing AKs about as badly as possible

can anyone tell me wtf they're talking about in there?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Some people just can't lay AA down, if only I would lose from a flush, but this, dirty 1 outers.."
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:51 PM
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Default Re: lol so i just googled pasterbator...

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.liquidpoker.net/informati..._by_Tycho.html

i has a trap
oh noes pennpal be stealin my trap

[/ QUOTE ]

"pennpal is definitely a bonehead"
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