if you despise polite left-handers

[EHoffman]

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[b][i]Homer, I don't throw around the word "hero" too often, but you are the greatest American hero who has ever lived.

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[Avatar of Wine]

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Hey! Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?!

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[Dr. Spaceman]

Prosecutor: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Who do you find more attractive. Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

Judge: What is the point of all this?

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I'm so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt, that I can waste the court's time rating the superhunks.

[btmagnetw]

That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.
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[b][i]Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals, too!!

[NajdorfDefense]

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[b][i]This knob tastes like Grandma!

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[mithras]

Duffman, Oh Yeah!

[Glo]

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[b][i]My cat's breath smells like cat food.

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[jschell]

So, the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose-bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there.

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[b][i]I call it... "Billy and the Cloneasaurus"

[tarheeljks]

long live the southpaws