KILL ME PLEASE (nonsensical drivel; do not read)

ursine cotcher · #1 01-08-2007, 01:12 AM

Instead of getting drunk with my friends I decide to play poker today. Why? I could have knitted an entire sweater in the time it took me to achieve this pokering greatness.
Note that this is at party 200nl where anything below 10ptbb/100 basically means you have learning difficulties. I have never had so many gutshots pwn me when I am allin with top set in my entire life. I know there is nothing particularly bad with this but due to the fact that I run hot like fiyah normally and this comes on top of my first -1k day at party, and that villains here have about as much cerebral capacity as a rotting turd I feel somewhat aggrieved and desperately need to vent.

I really have an urge to bash my keyboard like so:

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Thankyou for not caring and I apologise to any of you who were actually so bored that you read this. May I suggest your time could be better spent playing that [censored] cunting wank [censored] cumstain cuntylips mingepacket BASTARD game called poker.

Thankyoucomeagain.

Esperante · #2 01-08-2007, 01:14 AM

im beating 200NL on party for less than 10ptbb/100 and i am LD free to the best of my knowledge.

Messiahkid · #3 01-08-2007, 01:14 AM

Hopefully you have rakeback.

ursine cotcher · #4 01-08-2007, 01:18 AM

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Hopefully you have rakeback.

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No. Kill me twice.

holdme · #5 01-08-2007, 01:21 AM

Yes, but how much pokering greatness did you achieve?

gimmetheloot · #6 01-08-2007, 01:24 AM

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no.

Spleen · #7 01-08-2007, 01:24 AM

Try playing Omaha hold them, you get 4 cards instead of 2 to double your winrate.

holdme · #8 01-08-2007, 01:28 AM

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no.

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Not even a little?

Epple · #9 01-08-2007, 01:29 AM

Poker is very destructive to your mental health. Let me help you. You should transfer all your poker money to me, so you will never have to endure these swings again.

ursine cotcher · #10 01-08-2007, 01:34 AM

Er... I have a slight update on hands which have happened since I decided to play "just a few more" before going to bed as it is now 5:30am.

Thankyou BBV. You are a wonderful group of people. The feelings of remorse you were all stricken by were obviously picked up on by the poker gods / party help who obviously decided that I was due an ULTRABOOMSWITCH.

It amazes me that being a whiny little bitch can produce such incredible, instantaneous results. I feel I may have to utilise this phenomenon to a greater extent in the future.