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Old 06-05-2007, 11:06 AM
Dids Dids is offline
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Default BEAT: Crappin\' Schedule all messed up

BBV4L,

It used to be that a Dids would wake up, stroll out of bed, and sit down for a nice grumpy before I took a shower.

Apparently one of the negative side effects of eating healthy and losing weight and whatever is that I don't wake up all full of poo.

Now my morning crap doesn't come until like 8 or 9, when I'm already at work.

Totally unsatisfactory situation. Morning crap should be done at home base, not in the work shitter.

IT'S HARD OUT HERE FOR A DIDS.

As a bonus, a rad picture I took:

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Old 06-05-2007, 11:06 AM
SkinnyLittleTwig SkinnyLittleTwig is offline
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you suck
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:08 AM
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you suck

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Old 06-05-2007, 11:13 AM
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You know it's hard out here for a dids(you ain't knowin)
When he tryin to get morning crap out at home(you ain't knowin)
For his bankroll busted (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of bitches talkin [censored] (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin [censored] (you ain't knowin)
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:13 AM
Nemesis69 Nemesis69 is offline
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i suck
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:16 AM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Try drinking a cup of coffee right after you wake up.
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:18 AM
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Try drinking a cup of metamusil right after you wake up.

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cuz you're old get it?
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:23 AM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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The only solution is to get fat again.
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:30 AM
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F



as in Fibre
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:34 AM
Avatar of Wine Avatar of Wine is offline
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Now my morning crap doesn't come until like 8 or 9, when I'm already at work.

Totally unsatisfactory situation. Morning crap should be done at home base, not in the work shitter.


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Demonstrably false - http://www.workpoop.com/ will help with the "DUCY" portion (ETA: also if you're on salary like most non-slobs, you'll have to estimate, or find the better site that uses your salary rate - tooooooooo lazy).

My pooper here at the office has HOH2 and HPFAP, along with a few magazines, already on the can. I prefer to wait until I get in, to be honest.
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