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PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button folds, SB folds.

Final Pot: 3.00 BB

[shane88888]

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My roommate (25 y/o girl, pics will not be provided) tried to [censored] me tonight while drunk.

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Isn't avoiding needless sexual tension the point of moving in with a two?

Because if she's any hotter than a two, then:
1) I'm not buying you turned it down
2) Next chance you get you will atone for your mistake
3) You will try and take this situation to Threesomeville in every opportunity the future presents

[inferno]

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you all have permission to punch me in the junk next time I whine about running bad

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how does noone have a club there?!?!?!?!?

[censored] me to tears

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/me punches

[jr4284]

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3) You will try and take this situation to Threesomeville in every opportunity the future presents

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Well played, sir. Her best friend is bi, too. I don't think the roommie would go for it normally, but that's why there is beer.

[Wolfram]

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I'm contemplating a trip to Vegas with a couple of friends. How are the 5/10 and 10/20 games there? And is it ok if I play/shot 10/20 even though I'm only rolled for 5/10?

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There's no 5/10 in vegas to my knowledge. Mirage has 10/20 but bellagio and wynn don't. 4/8 is a joke everywhere, 8/16 and 15/30 are soft imo, especially at Bellagio.

[mattnxtc]

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So I moved into an apartment I found off of (where else) Craigslist.

My roommate (25 y/o girl, pics will not be provided) tried to [censored] me tonight while drunk.

Is this a bad thing as far as roommate situations go? I'm all for sex and such, but not worth having my ass out on the street one day.

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1. have sex with roommate
2. videotape
3. start website
4. profit

[mattnxtc]

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Step 1 is admitting you have a problem. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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LOL..I still ended up the day at 1/2. I guess I respect their raises??? haha.

[yourface]

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you all have permission to punch me in the junk next time I whine about running bad

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how does noone have a club there?!?!?!?!?

[censored] me to tears

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/me punches

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fair enough [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I REALLY hate folding the best hand on the river, it tilts me more than anything

[Wolfram]

eye arr sexy:

UTG raises, 2 folds, SB calls, Hero calls w/ 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, Hero checks, Villain bets, SB folds, Hero raises, Villain calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero checks, Villain bets, Hero calls

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero checks, Villain bets, Hero sexytimes!, Villain calls.

[Wolfram]

I table select goot.

Right now I'm sitting at a 1/2 table. The guy left to me is 20/13/4, guy 2 seats to my left is TAG too.

The 3 guys to my right are in order: 60/3/0.4, 44/4.5/1, 53/18/1.75

Jesus seat FTW. (I'm up 45 bets on this table after 1.5hrs)