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Old 11-07-2007, 08:33 PM
Body Of A God Body Of A God is offline
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Have been dating a really cool chick for about 3 months, she is very understanding about poker, cute, we get along great. Last night I got a BS ticket for going 5 over on the freeway coming home from her house. I have a great driving record and was upset about the ticket and the officer was a jerk. I tell her about it today and she says something like the law is the law. I say something along the lines of it was a horse poop ticket and how police suck. She also wants me to hang out with a bunch of her family and stuff for Thanksgiving, then this weekend. She seems to be increasing in her demands. Seems like anytime I have time to play with my balls she has something planned that sucks. She is good in bed, and puts out a lot, also Asian. No pics of her. Shes just your average Asian looking girl, not a model or anything but not ugly. I was upset because it didn't seem like she understood or cared. Maybe I'm being a puss.
A. Keep her
B. masturbate plenty until new chick comes along.
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:35 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen ldo.
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:36 PM
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:39 PM
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Is it true that asian girls pussess r SIDEWAYS?
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:46 PM
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Default Re: Beat: 5 over ticket and gf issues

At my last job, one of the guys who is originaly from Serbia asked some Asian guy "Is it true that asian pussy is tight",.. and the Asian guy answered "Maybe for you guys, not for me!" .. AHAHAH
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:46 PM
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not true, to be honest I really don't see the big deal with Asian chicks but included it because most guys dig Asians
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:47 PM
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surprised she put up with an ass like you for this long
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:50 PM
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How am I an ass?
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:51 PM
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nice spelling sir. Guess thats what happens when you have 18,890 posts and no life
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:52 PM
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At my last job, one of the guys who is originaly from Serbia asked some Asian guy "Is it true that asian pussy is tight",.. and the Asian guy answered "Maybe for you guys, not for me!" .. AHAHAH

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