Beat: Ate Food that was Designated for My Dog

[john voight]

I guess something along the lines of this:


I came home late today, dinner everyone ate. SO I look in the kitchen and there is a hamburger patty swimming in about half an inch of fat. Alot of the fat has hardened and looks like white wax. Also the patty was in a cooking pan that is used for dog food only; no humans ever cook food on it for themselves.

So I go into teh tank. SHould i eat this [censored]? Or should i be a dick and ask my parent to cook something up for me. At the time i figure they cooked this for me, so w/e I just ate it. Even though things didnt look right.

30 minutes later my mom comes in and says "did you eat that patty?"

I said "yes"

She was like "ohh you shouldn't have eaten that, it was for the dog".

Well now I do regret eating it. After she had told me that, I have been feeling sick, and hopefully will puke it up, b/c my gut really dosnt feel good.

Turns out my dinner was in the fridge:



Spagetti w/ shrimp and some kind of sauce.

[Limesparks]

why the [censored] would u want shrimp carcasses all over ur plate

[4drugmoney]

I used to wanna be a dogfood taste tester.

[edfurlong]

Life is a series of hardships. I hope you make it through this tough time and become a better man for it.

[fordrugmoney]

I'm sure if it's ok for dogs, it's ok for u. That said, just stick a finger down ur throat.

[fartman77]

I vomited a little @ first pic.
p.s. lobster shells are not balla

[whoisthedrizzle]

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Life is a series of hardships. I hope you make it through this tough time and become a better man for it.

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I kinda hope he pukes so his dog can get his dinner.

[Kevroc]

I think I found a new avatar....

[1968]

sounds like something a baby would do..

[Smell The Glove]

I ate a dog treat once as a dare..... it was bad, but not like really really bad.