April, you win.

[challenger84]

At first I thought I had you conquered. Now I realize that you were stringing me along so you could crush my soul. I am now officially declaring you the winner, so I can go to Mexico for two weeks, regroup, and take my chances against your little buddy, May.

[mmbt0ne]

Money graph before we can decide if this is a worthwhile post.

[challenger84]

I already know it's a worthless post, but here's the money shot anyways

[IdiotVig]

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I already know it's a worthless post, but here's the money shot anyways



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I'll bite. Why do the same numbers appear twice successively in the dollars column?

[challenger84]

It's poker patterns rounding, so 8.1, 8.4 and 8.9 will look like 8, 8 and 9.

[IdiotVig]

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It's poker patterns rounding, so 8.1, 8.4 and 8.9 will look like 8, 8 and 9.

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Okay, in that case:

Standard.
Fold PF.
OMG PLAY NL n00b
other [censored] that's always [censored] funny when you say it for the 10,000,000th time

[challenger84]

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Fold PF.

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This is actually something I probably should have done a little more of.

[challenger84]

Well, I couldn't resist the sweet lure of Party Poker beckoning me in for one more session. Needlessly to say, I ran hot as [censored] and recouped most my losses for April. Take that Dikshit and take that April you worthless punk.