Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for November!

[DeathDonkey]

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In other news, MicroBob is right, PJ wtf man that's like the stupidest thing ever to type in a chat box.


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At least I didn't claim to be a bot! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

But seriously, no I think that's a bit of hyperbole DD. There have been many things typed in chatboxes more stupid than a sarcastic quip. Many.

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I really disagree. I don't think its hyperbole at all. When random rail birds type retarded meaningless crap or give their two cents about a hand in progress, its forgotten 10 seconds later and didn't really do any harm, mostly just an annoyance.

When you type in chat that you are cheating in a way that is the most obvious to cheat and plenty of people are paranoid about, fish and decent players alike, that has a lot more impact on people than most of the stupid stuff that gets said in chat (and I've been called every combination of swear words imaginable playing heads up with fish).

I would put this just a notch below typing what you folded while a hand is in progress.

-DeathDonkey

[larm]

wtf!! who caps in the sb and then c/f on a Q82 flop....

caps J5s 3 bet the flop and c/r the turn without hitting anything...

[private joker]

DD -- if my comment had not obviously been in jest, I would agree with you.

[danzasmack]

fwiw i routinely claim to be pregnant in the chatbox

and pj i think you underestimate how stupid some of these internet players are

[private joker]

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fwiw i routinely claim to be pregnant in the chatbox

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Are you?

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and pj i think you underestimate how stupid some of these internet players are

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I'm one of them, and I'm stupid, so... you have a point.

[jr4284]

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That is kinda a dead giveaway. Can you map the keyboard as the mouse-buttons?

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Dunno if that's even a good thing... is there any way to track how many times you've clicked? I'm guessing I'm somewhere around 350-450 clicks/map. Trying to get that down each round. Especially 'cause my hand starts to hurt after about 15 minutes of mining. Game is damn addictive.

[MacGuyV]

The bot comment seems transparantly innocent enough...the aim line is pretty bad imo.

[istewart]

Why do I spend time playing 3/6 HU? [censored] rake trap.

[DosXX]

Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO caps</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (16.4SB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10.2BB, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, CO calls.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (18.2BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 20.2BB


Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO caps</font>, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (13SB, 3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">CO bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises all-in $19</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (13.9BB, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: 13.7BB, Sidepot 1: 0.2BB)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises</font>, Hero folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to UTG+1.

Results:
Final pot: 15.9BB


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[MitchL]

I have a confession to make. I got a new computer in late August and I had alot of trouble setting up HUD. I am really lazy and like to 4 and sometimes 5table so I just kept multitabling for like 70K hands w/o HUD. I am the biggest idiot ever and it shows in my wr over that sample. Got it fixed today.