I am a homeless man looking to train people to play poker

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

I have had some rough luck the past few years. I was caught killing and eating people, as well as trying to zombify their bodies and have sex with them. Google me if you'd like. Anyway, I love poker and would love to train some of you FT Wal-Mart employees how to play. Beware that I have some serious disorders and MAY knock you out and eat you at any time. Your body will be destroyed in acid, also, so as to not leave any evidence behind. So, if you are motivated and can count to 100 in 3 or less tries, reply or PM me and I will teach you how to play poker.

[luckbox666]

[x] ban

[nextgenneo]

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[x] ban

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[Crazy Porto]

4ever ban

[nanamar05]

Don't Ban.

Ban people who say "Ban OP".

[hra146]

I loled

[LionelHutz00]

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Don't Ban.

Ban people who say "Ban OP".

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Ban

[Craggoo]

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[x] ban

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[adanthar]

jeffrey is one or two more threads away from a 'this stops here' ban