|
|
#121
08-13-2007, 02:47 PM
|
|||
|
|||
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaahaha.
Has anyone called to report this yet? This thread needs to go somewhere. The only thing that can make this funnier is involving the US govt in some way. Someone please be the hero of OOT! 
|
|
#122
08-13-2007, 02:53 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
[ QUOTE ]
Mastiff/something mix. Some say lab, some say ridgeback. He weighs just under 100 pounds. [/ QUOTE ] Hope crap, that's a sizeable dog. The heaviest dog I've ever been around is an overweight golden retriever that was at least 15 pound lighter than this. When you try to stop him, does it take a lot of effort? I mean, I know that just keeping your junk covered is effective prevention, but when he starts licking, is a simple "NO" enough or do you have to physically separate the dog from the treats?
|
|
#126
08-13-2007, 08:17 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Mastiff/something mix. Some say lab, some say ridgeback. He weighs just under 100 pounds. [/ QUOTE ] Hope crap, that's a sizeable dog. [/ QUOTE ] Heater was flying wingman for his buddy who was neg hitting a sexy little weimaraner.
|
|
#127
08-13-2007, 08:39 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
[ QUOTE ]
I think maybe I should report this to the Humane Society where I got the dog. [/ QUOTE ] Depends on the grip.
|
|
#128
08-13-2007, 09:09 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
[ QUOTE ]
Funniest thread ever, and your dog looks so innocent. [/ QUOTE ]
|
|
#129
08-13-2007, 09:12 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Funniest thread ever, and your dog looks so innocent. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, he's kinda got that sexy librarian thing going.
|
|
#130
08-13-2007, 09:21 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)
[ QUOTE ]
my dogs constantly lick each others nuts. dogs like things that are salty. thats why they will lick you when you're sweaty. your nuts are usually a little more moist than any other part of your body. hence, the dog licks your nuts. seems pretty normal to me. Also, if the dog was trained to lick balls, there would be a command. you don't just train a dog to lick your balls whenever you're sleeping. that doesn't make any sense. your dog just likes the taste of your nuts. [/ QUOTE ] Bold: Funniest response in thread. Bold italics: Second funniest response in thread thread. WTF with Blueman? K, if he actually ends up paying $10K for this dog I hope OP calls the humane society stat cuz some weird doggy stuff is about to go down. This is the best thread i've ever seen at pulling the weirdos out of the woodwork. Irieguy
|
 |
|
|
Linear Mode
