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09-08-2007, 01:44 AM
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Jaguar Story?
Just watched the 1st new episode of HSP and the players talked about how Haralolol Vulvarious had some great stories and they wanted to tell "The Jaguar Story" 'cause that's seemed to be the only good one but was deemed too racy for some reason.
Anyone know the story? I'm intrigued... 
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09-08-2007, 01:55 AM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
Rented a Jaguar, dealer guy wouldn't stop talking about getting the insurance, so he finally bought it.
Then when he returned it he purposefully scraped the entires side of the Jag on a cement post while waving to the salesman.
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09-08-2007, 03:08 AM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
Clearly that's the true "jaguar story". Much too racy for cable TV.
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#5
09-08-2007, 03:11 AM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
if you haven't listened to the Haralabos "the circuit" interview on cardplayer yet you should...its really funny.
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#6
09-08-2007, 03:21 AM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
[ QUOTE ]
Just watched the 1st new episode of HSP and the players talked about how Haralolol Vulvarious had some great stories and they wanted to tell "The Jaguar Story" 'cause that's seemed to be the only good one but was deemed too racy for some reason. Anyone know the story? I'm intrigued... [/ QUOTE ] Does his first name really end with "lolol"?
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#7
09-08-2007, 03:37 AM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
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Rented a Jaguar, dealer guy wouldn't stop talking about getting the insurance, so he finally bought it. Then when he returned it he purposefully scraped the entires side of the Jag on a cement post while waving to the salesman. [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking it's more along the lines of this: 1. Jaguar: In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
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#8
09-08-2007, 11:50 AM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
the freddy deeb story is the funniest thing i've heard in a while
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#9
09-08-2007, 01:11 PM
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Re: Jaguar Story?
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[ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking it's more along the lines of this: 1. Jaguar: In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey. [/ QUOTE ] Getting warmer... [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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