Beat:pillow

ipot · #1 04-04-2007, 04:09 AM

I'm too clever for this [censored]

was just about to goto bed, went to lay down, but i smelt something.

it smells like [censored]..

I look around and eventually pick up my pillow and aha. ziplock bag of human [censored].

BEAT: found bag of [censored] IN my pillow
BRAG: Didn't put my head into it
Variance: I have 5 roommates, and at least one of them is going to have pubs in their deli meat.

rubbrband · #2 04-04-2007, 04:24 AM

Ahhahaha I am no were near this cruel but this is funny.

NU Star · #3 04-04-2007, 04:28 AM

Describe the consistency.

futuredoc85 · #4 04-04-2007, 04:29 AM

pics or didnt happen

Semtex · #5 04-04-2007, 04:29 AM

God I hate jumping on this stupid cliche but this thread is worthless w/out pics

ShipitFMA · #6 04-04-2007, 04:38 AM

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God I hate jumping on this stupid cliche but this thread is worthless w/out pics of your payback!

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timex · #7 04-04-2007, 06:06 AM

Do people consider this funny? Does doing this to someone make you feel good about yourself? If you sum up the badness of putting your head in [censored], and the goodness of having your room-mates eat pubs, is it greater than neither of them happening? If your room-mates sum up the goodness of you putting your head in [censored] and themselves having to eat your pubs, would it be greater than 0 for them?

I just don't understand why people do things like this when it will almost certainly result in a retaliation.

If x% of the time you have to eat your room mates pubs, and (100-x)% of the time, they eat your pubs, what is the largest x where you feel this is worthwhile?

rubbrband · #8 04-04-2007, 06:15 AM

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Do people consider this funny? Does doing this to someone make you feel good about yourself? If you sum up the badness of putting your head in [censored], and the goodness of having your room-mates eat pubs, is it greater than neither of them happening? If your room-mates sum up the goodness of you putting your head in [censored] and themselves having to eat your pubs, would it be greater than 0 for them?

I just don't understand why people do things like this when it will almost certainly result in a retaliation.

If x% of the time you have to eat your room mates pubs, and (100-x)% of the time, they eat your pubs, what is the largest x where you feel this is worthwhile?

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No strategy in bbv!

ipot · #9 04-04-2007, 10:13 AM

they started with poop, i end with pubs.

textbook play

Jiggymike · #10 04-04-2007, 10:29 AM

Top shelf them